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the sound made when someone is sucking on major dick, or atleast it just sounds like it.
a gargaling/ drowning sound
sound can also be made when you are excited or happy
"Dude, did someone just die??"
"No, that was Alex rasta sharking"
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A person, usually a hipster, who claims to live a Rastafarian lifestyle, but in reality doesn't at all, whatsoever. Tons of stoners claim to be Rastafarian, but the only thing they do is smoke weed and wear Rasta bracelets.
dean: i'm rastafarian
me: what do rastafarians believe in?
dean: ummmmmm. look at my bracelets!
me: you're a rasta imposta
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A Rastafarian who is white. It is possible for a white person to be a Rasta, for we are all children of Jah. Jah loves every human the same, even if Jesus was probably black (See black Jesus for info).
White Rastas got a bad name because of angsty white kids who are obsessed with the whole Marley family. A person of this kind either is or wants to be a total stoner, which goes against the morals of Rastafari. To the Rastas, Ganja is a sacrament and shouldn't be used just to be 'stoned'. They usually know nothing about the Rastas or Selassie and instead worship something undivine, such as Bob Marley or their sack of herb. If you know someone of this kind, you can find a definition for him/her here: wigger.
Identification:
White Rasta:
-May or may not have dreads.
-Might smoke the herb, but peacefully, not stupidly.
-Obviously knows about Rastafari and who Selassie is.
-Calm, layed back, being himself or herself.
-Serves Jah.
Wannabe-White Rasta:
-Probably has half-ass, greasy dreads, or cornrolls if they're stupid enough.
-Is either obsessed with weed and too scared to do it or already a total stoner.
-Knows little, if anything about Rastafari and likely has no religion or a fake Bob Marley-worshipping one.
-Really spazzy and always has to make sure they're acting as black as the black people around them.
-Serves whoever accepts them as being almost black.
-Seems to make their life mission to piss off their parents and other Christians, blindly thinking that Rastas don't have anything to do with Christianity.
-Likely has no black friends whatsoever.
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Randomly burping out a cloud of smoke following a tokage.
Yesterday Emily rasta burped and then some guy asked her if she wanted to be in a threesome.
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A form of saying goodbye made by shortening "Hasta la vista" and "Rastafarian." Commonly used by fans of reggae music.
"I'm gonna go buy the new Toots and the Maytals album."
"Okay, Hasta, Rasta."
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A Jamaican boom box/ghetto blaster for listening to reggae.
Dey tiefed (stole) my rasta box.
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A game in which marijuana is smoked in a glass pipe and is passed in either clockwise or counter-clockwise rotation whereas the loser takes last puff, in which case is the resinated or "cashed" hit.
Ray: "This bowl is starting to taste poopy."
Marcus: "I hope I get a hit."
Paul: "Dude. Rasta Roulette."
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