read

When someone does not get a text back, most commonly from a girl or boy the person likes.

Boy* hey can we meetup sometime?
Girl he likes* "read 2:30pm"

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read

In competitive Smash Bros and possibly other fighting games, a read is a term used to describe when a player predicts their opponents actions and takes advantage of them - usually leading to a KO

*Player 2 - *rolls around the stage*
Player 1: *forward smashes player 2 in the opposite direction and KO's Player 2

"That read made every English teacher in America happy."

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reade

Hot dude who is the heart of any party.

Did you see that hot new guy at school?
Yeah. He's a total Reade!

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Read That

To be used in place of "heard that" when communicating via text, which is most commonly used to express agreement.

Text Message Conversation:

In: "If our lives have plateaued by 35, we have to just skydive on the reg."

Out: "Start working hard now to make sure the only plateau in life is the one you base jump off."

In: "Or the one I build my house on."

Out: "Read that."

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read

What you are probably doing right now.

I want to read something....

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reading

The act of sampling information into discrete data structures in order to enable fidelity with respect to subsequent time.

See inverse: writing
See a synonym: inputting
See an antonym: outputting

"Reading...ain't nobody got time for that."

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Reading

rich white town in mass dominated by:
-soccer mom's stopping in the middle of traffic to give you information about your own family
-cops who have nothing better to do than find the best places to hide with their radar guns
-the boy's hockey team and football team
-teenagers who buy shitty overpriced pot using their parents money
-golden retrievers

Go Reading Rockets! Oh wow you live in Reading! You must be rich.

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