recovering playette

A female player who has falling inlove but still is going crazy over the option of possibly dateing one or more guys a little longer.

Emily:No other guy compares to jose but i feel like i'm going crazy.
Shannah:So, whats the problem you should be happy that your inlove.
Emily:This guy David has a hot body and is too cute i have to sleep with him. I don't want to do anything to mess things up with Jose.
Shannah:You sound like a recovering playette.

Recovering Duche Bag

A person who was a duche bag earlier in his life and tries to prevent others from becoming one or having relations with others who might be a duche bag by means of advice and/or guidance

Ex#1) (Younger Male Friend) Dude this expensive Lacrosse shirt will look insane on me.

(Recovering Duche Bag) Come on man, you do not need a $150 shirt to get girls you'll look like a duch bag. I should know im a recovering duche bag.

(Ex#2)(Recovering Duche Bag) You should not go out this frat boy.

(Girl) Why not?

(Recovering Duche Bag) He's duche bag and only wants in your delicates. I should know i'm a recovering duche bag.