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Noun. A person who conceals contraband in his/her/their/y'all people's anal cavity.
Verb. The act of concealing contraband in the anal cavity.
Ex. 1
C-Dogg: My girl came through with a burner phone, two bindles of black, and zip of white. We need to find someone who can get that shit onto the yard!
Peanut Head: Don't trip rogue. Wes Watson is available to hoop that shit.
C-Dogg: You sure? Between all his paperwork and steroids, are you sure there's enough room up in there?
Peanut Head: It's all good. He's a Rectal Coyote!
Ex. 2
Demetrius approaches DaJuan. He glances around to see if anyone is eavesdropping.
Demetrius: Psst. The Down Low meeting is tonight! You be bringing the Crisco and the man wipes. Keep it on the DL!
DaJuan rubs his hands together and smiles.
DaJuan: Word. And I'll be Rectal Coyoting that shit playa!
Demetrius: And it might be more like Coyote Ugly when it comes out.
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the semen that leaks out of ones ass after anal sex
man, after i blew my load in her ass she had some serious rectal drip!!!
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That lucky guy who has a wife or girlfriend that lets him get her up on all fours and proceed to play. He spreads her ass cheeks wide and applys his nose close to her balloon knot and slowly inhales the aroma of her stink star. Gentle licking and sucking causes her tastey gumhole to soften up as he prepares for penetration. Lubing up real well he inserts his rock hard cok in her anus and gradually pumps away building up too an awesome orgasm, dumping a massive load of man-goo deep in her rectum.
Dave: Steve, you ever had anal with Doris?
Steve: Man, I am her Rectal Spelunker and she loves it!
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To defecate and release from your bowels a shit that is so vile, so wicked and so nasty that your body and mind are released from the possession of a demon turd. A Rectal Exorcism evicting demon turds may appear to be an elaborate ritual or may be performed by commanding the turd to depart in the name of a higher power, usually begging for release.
Scott's bowels were bound up for days and he was feeling sick and possessed by an internal demon turd. He spent an hour in the restroom wherein he embarked upon a rectal exorcism. After 55 minutes of calling for the demon shit to leave his body, Scott finally blew and he felt total release.
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A small evasive piece of shit on a gorgeous womans ass. Often found complimenting a tossed salad.
Dude, she was so fine I went down to toss her salad and found a few rectal croutons
Just can't see my ass coming into work today.
Boss, bad news the doctor has told me I have a serious case of rectal glaucoma.I have to stay home and self medicate.
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A mans obsession of conquering another mans butt hole
Jamison loves having anal sex so much he is notoriously known as being a "rectal conquistador."