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Red Sox

The greatest most richest history of a baseball club in history. Cursed by Babe Ruth. Filled with dreams like Ted Williams and Carlton Fisk. Ended buy guys like Bill Buckner and Buckey Dent.

It takes real fans to lose. Those are the Red Sox fans. And the Cubs. And the White Sox.

by nick898 October 17, 2003

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Red Sox

Simply put, a mediocre baseball team but no match against the Yankees, successfully putting them down time after time. Im not a Yankee Fan or a Sox Fan, i live in San Franciso and this is the truth.

Sox can beat other East Teams except the Yankees.

by gmoney October 17, 2003

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Red Sox

The Red Sox are a group of fun-loving, honest, awesome idiots who want to have fun and have incredibly devoted fans.
But they only won 6 little pieces of ring-shaped material!
Maybe they should take after NYC and use steroids, or something.

Redsox=6 :)
Yankee=26 :(

by weregopher February 26, 2005

43๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž


Red Sox

The Boston Red Sox is a Major League Baseball team from Boston (obviously) Massachusetts. They are one of the most dirty, underhanded, sore-losing teams in all the world. Time and time again, they lose to the superior team known as the New York Yankees, (aka Bronx Bombers, boys in Pinstripes,) which also happens to be the most storied and successful team in the world. The Red Sox constantly complain that the Yanks have a high salary, yet i see it written nowhere that the Yankees are forbidden from using money. We're rich, you're not, so what? SUCKS FOR YOU, THATS WHAT. BOSTON SUCKS, LETS GO YANKEES, winning the AL East Division 10 years in a row and counting!!

David Ortiz and Boston: hey, even though i dont field, cant win a gold glove, cant win the silver slugger, and hit less home runs than Alex Rodriguez doesnt mean i shouldnt have been the AL MVP.

Alex Rodriguez and NY: but ortiz, i batted .318, hit 45 home runs, won the home run title, won the silver slugger, AND won a gold glove in 2005. You didnt do any of those things for your ball club, so i won the AL MVP fair and square.

David Ortiz and Boston: ur right A-Rod, the red sox are gay as hell. may i please suck your cock and swallow your cum so that i can get some of your talent? u can fuck me afterwards if u want to.

Alex Rodriguez and NY: hell no, ur a red sox, and u have aids and crabs and herpes, get the fuk away from me

by Yankees Rule December 30, 2006

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Red Sox

Professional baseball franchise from Boston, MA. Became the BEST DAMN TEAM EVER TO GRACE GOD'S GREEN EARTH simply by winning their first World Series in 86 years, despite the fact they have to win many more championships to catch up with the Yankees.

"I would easily sacrifice my first born son to see the Red Sox win the World Series."

by Jake February 8, 2005

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Red Sox

A baseball team who have finally been able to win a world series in the time the yankees were able to win 26. And a team who have also blamed the fact that they suck on a "curse".

Sox fan: RED SOX WIN! YAY WE ARE SO GOOD!!!THE CURSE IS OVER!!!
(86 years later)
Sox fan: YAY WE WIN!!! THE CURSE OF THE GIANT SLOTH EATING BUTTERFLY MAN IS OVER!!!

by asdf2222 August 19, 2005

33๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž


Red Sox

The team around which www.talksox.com revolves.

It also happens to be the most storied franchise in sports history.

We talk about the Red Sox online.

by Johnathan June 14, 2004

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