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The shittiest, most boring town in the bay area even though we do have the best weather. Also known as deadwood.
Man #1: Did you hear about that mass suicide the other day.
Man #2: Yeah, they were all from Redwood City. I'd kill myself too if I lived there.
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June, July, August Redwoods is the place to be! cool nice
the rain in california redwoods keeps mexicans away. Why U ask, " it remove brown stain they become spanish! ". California redwoods is a mexican free zone.
city of " hay fork " is another mexican free zone. Everyone knows your name. hayfork cafe best pie for 50 miles.
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A very toxic spinel in the gacha spinel community on tiktok. The one who has caused the most drama.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about Redwood Spinel?
Person 2: Oh... yeah I heard they snapped at someone today...
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a person who has red hair and stands a stagering 10 feet tall, pasty white skin, and a strange sense of humor. also known to snap on people and has an amzing appetite
redwood man is gonna stab you for sure!
redwood man is gonna stab you for sure!
look at that redwood man munch
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a school in marin where girls only wear lulus and everyone meets in the bathroom to juul. you get asked at least once a day to hit ur juul or if u have a pod. the cheapest car in the parking lot is a bmw and if you dont wear air force 1's ur not relevant. its all white kids who try to be black and only listen to rap. you can either meet everyone at cheesesteak or at in n out after school and no one leaves campus until 30 minutes after school gets out. if you look at someone the wrong way you automatically have beef. you constantly get your phone taken in class and you leave once a period for a smoke sesh in the bathrooms. no matter who you are you always wear brandy or stuff from urban. did I say everyone has a juul? no one ever gets in trouble except when you spend to much money on ur dads credit card. you constantly ask people for rides. you and ur friends skip smart to go sit in the car and blast music. everyone follows banger buddy and everyone hates you. no matter who you are someone at the school talks shit about you and you talk shit about people. no one actually knows what the fuck is going on in class and you have a shit load of group chats for homework. also you probably failed your final but its okay because daddy will sue the school if you dont get an A. go giants!
"bro what school do you go to?"
"yo, i go to redwood high school hbu?"
"of fuck i go to Marin Catholic"
"FUCK MC"
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Inserting ones male genitals into da female vaginal area until the genitals are no longer visible and have sank into the vagina (including testicles)
Man, she let me bust the redwood nut hole
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A school mainly devoted to academics and is full of Asian overachievers. Known for also having a extremely rich environment. Having 6-8 grades. Known for having a band that excels. Has a extremely unpopular system known as project wisdom which requires the kids to give up their homeroom.
I go to redwood middle school I'm mad because i got a a-.
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