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Reed

Someone who makes grand promises but fails to keep them. Someone you want to believe in but fails you. He is generally found hanging out with anybody and everybody because he doesn't know who he is. He takes up offers and falls through. Reed's are not to be trusted. They break hearts and tell lies.

Don't trust him he is as two-faced as a Reed.
If you get married make sure your spouse isn't a Reed.

by Queen Desdemona October 23, 2014

28๐Ÿ‘ 85๐Ÿ‘Ž


Reed

('Read) to Reed.
1:) To Reed someone is the act of taking someone's possion without permission. v.

1:) Why would you Reed my ring?
2:) Stop Reeding my stuff Maxene.

by dindsoe November 15, 2010

27๐Ÿ‘ 82๐Ÿ‘Ž


Reed

1. An insult. Can be used to an action, person, something said or something seen. Most closely related to stupid, dumb, asshole, or Idiot. Also can be used to call someone ugly.

2. A persons name. Has nothing to do with books. (but if you do know a person with this name, you can make fun of him in book-ish ways)

3.A really great college in Oregon.

"Did you see that guy?"
"Eww, he looked like a total Reed!"

"Reed, READ to me."

Reed College

by Goreadabook,reediethehoudini. May 17, 2009

29๐Ÿ‘ 93๐Ÿ‘Ž


Reed

A person with a small "male" profile

Look at that reed on that guy over there!

by Schmuckey the Ass Raping Eleph November 18, 2010

21๐Ÿ‘ 77๐Ÿ‘Ž


Reed

A piece of worthless trash that doesn't even deserve to be in existance. A sorry excuse for a noun, these completely unlikable and dick-wads spend their whole life attempting to end there existance and failing miserably, just like they do with everything else. They are also usually level 1 crooks.

Man 1: wow look at that guy
Man 2: wow what a Reed

by I H8 Reed Johnson January 10, 2019

1๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


reede

A super amazing girl, who is always there for you no matter what and will always stick up for you.
She's also super beautiful and drop-dead gorgeous.

"Luckily reede yelled at that bitch to shut the fuck up when she started talking shit about me"

by Murphster_98 September 14, 2017


reed

A synonym for Jesus. Studly black jesus, not that crappy, whitewashed jesus you see in the Passion.

Have you accepted Reed Christ as your savior?

Reed Christ had dreads, so shake em. I aint got none but I'm plannin on growin some.

by Adoring Fan November 19, 2007

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