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the reason for dad reflexes are to protect their kids and they are faster then normal reflexes which are made to protect their kids in any way needed. PS only dads have it
Dad is on the couch and hes little toddler is falling then the dad uses his dad reflexes to catche his toddler mid air so the kid doesn't get hurt.
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When a woman complains or annoys anyone around her about something that hasn't been done the second she asks for it.
Wife: "Will you do the dishes?"
Husband: "After the game."
Wife: "When is it over?"
Husband: "Soon."
Wife: "How soon?"
Husband's friends: "That's some nag reflex right there."
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n. an urge to gag, strangle, or vomit when swallowing
Tyrone taught Brie Ann to relax her gag reflex by painting her throat with numbing teething gel so she could deepthroat him with ease and have him shoot his load directly into her stomach.
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The involuntary action of reaching for a smoking device ( bowl, bong, joint) as someone holds it out to you.
Upon physical examination, the Patient demonstrated a 4+ cannaboidal reflex when smoking device was moved into peripheral vision.
John Smith was done smoking and was sufficiently high, but his cannaboidal reflex took over as the bowl was passed in his direction and he was forced to take another hit.
When you get to the point that your so horny you NEED some sex be it from yourself or another person.
"She was all up on me and it was POW SEX REFLEX"
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The unconscious reflex that continually brings you back to Facebook without knowing how you got there.
Wait, why am I reading my middle school girlfriend's wall posts again?... Aw, damn you Facebook Reflex! Not again!
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