white refrigerator

A white refrigerator. If someone has a white fridge in their kitchen, this is a signifier that they are likely poor or lower class. Conversely, someone who has a stainless steel fridge is less likely to be poor. However, many households who previously had a white fridge as their main fridge, and may have accumulated income to buy a better fridge, keep their former still-functioning white fridge in their garage, basement, or hallway as a secondary fridge in addition to their better primary stainless steel fridge.

I went over to his parents' house and they still had a white refrigerator... I think he grew up poor.

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Refrigerator Syndrome

looking inside the refrigerator constantly even though you know its empty with no food to eat.

me: man, im so mexican i might have refrigerator syndrome
sister: we need more money

refrigerator rights

Defines the depth, closeness, and intimacy of a relationship. Friends with refrigerator rights can help themselves to anything in your refrigerator without asking permission.

Steve and I are so tight, I have refrigerator rights at his place.

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german refrigerator

When an ice cube is inserted into the human anus then is launched through flatulince into a mates mouth.

Honey do you want a Dutch over? No, but I've got a German refrigerator ready for you!

refrigerator blindness

Selective loss of visual acuity in association with common foraging of the refrigerator. Predominantly seen in children and males.

"Honey, where's the orange juice?"
"Are you blind? Second shelf on the right!"
"Sorry, must be that pesky refrigerator blindness again..."

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refrigerator triage

Deciding what to cook based on how close the food in your refrigerator is to going bad.

Son: What's for dinner?
Mom: I had to do some refrigerator triage so we're having pasta with a whole lot of fried zucchini.

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refrigerator raider

A very obese person who consumes a large quantity of food. May eat you out of house and home if he/she visits. Closest known synonym is cheese hog.

Better hide those Cheesecake Factory leftovers before Ted comes over with his girlfriend Cindy. That bitch is a big-time refrigerator raider.

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