(n.) the occurence or time period of a random, unprovoked boner after masterbating.
After just masterbating, I was embarressed to have boner relapse during dinner with my mother.
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When a person plays any Call of Duty game online for an extreme amount of time and after they cease they hallucinate visions of campers, Sentry Guns or AC130s.
Aw shit bro, I played CoD6 MW2 on Xbox Live for too long. I could of swore I viewed a guy coming up to knife me. Totally had some CoD Relapse.
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When you break up with someone,only to start a relationship again with them days or weeks later.
man 1:dude didnt Tony break up with Karen weeks ago?
man 2:yea they got back together yesterday
man 1:looks like hes in a relapse-tionship
When someone is an asshole, then apologizes for being an asshole and acts normal for a while. After a period of time however, the person returns to being an asshole.
Jason said he was sorry for being such an asshole all the time. Too bad he started being an asshole again 2 days later.
Yeah, he's had an asshole relapse plenty of times in the past. He'll be saying sorry again in another week or two.
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Times where you have no video games to play or you are just bored so you stop playing the game and then restart when your forgot all the controls and major game points
*On Xbox Live*
Tom: Hey John I'm bored of Fallout 3 imma go on a gaming relapse
John: Oh okay cool see you in a Few weeks
*tom logs off*
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When one tries to be more active and healthy, but relapses back into their addiction of binge Netflix and snacks.
I was going to get a six-pack this summer, but I had a lazy relapse and have been stuck ever since.
Massive reoccurred rage to the point of parturition of the anus.
Tim was cool about the whole thing for a while... that was until Cindy brought it up again during an argument, Tim became vexed and burst out into an extreme butthole relapse.