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The dog you get to replace the one who just died.
Lady at the park: You have an adorable puppy.
Me: Thanks, she's a replacement dog.
LatP: What do you mean?
Me: She replaced the dog that just died. In fact, I think she one-upped her.
LatP: You're horrible.
Me: pssh, bitch
Words that replace curse words and are usually immature, obnoxious, and unnecessary.
Jack: "What the fruit is going on here?"
Jill: "What didn't you just say f***?"
Jack: "Oh, I'm trying to stay appropriate for the kids, so I'm using replacement words."
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when you have a friend that you are just talking to because you have no one else in that class.
signs you have one:
1: you don't talk to them if you have another friend
2: if they have another friend near them, they won't talk to you. this means your replacement friend relationship is mutual. this is good for when you are going to ditch them next year.
3: you don't think their jokes are funny, and you have to fake laugh
4: you act different for them
5: they don't know you well or maybe they know every aspect about you since they are just someone you can rant to without worrying about them spreading it.
rules:
1: can't hang out with them outside of school
2: don't hang out with them if you have friends in that class
3: NEVER choose them over your friend for partners
p1: aren't you hanging out with her today?
p2: no man, she's my replacement friend. come on, let's go
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Beers that you buy in a bodega or gas station across the street from the hotel the next day to replace the beers you drank from the minibar.
We crushed all the beers in the mini bar last night, but they are like eight bucks, so before we checked out we went and got some replacement beers at the Seven 11 across the street.
The process of introducing a formerly cool person to a product or idea that attempts to make them cool again. Reinventing an individuals public persona through assocation or action.
Joe just had a hip replacement - he ditched his 20 year old CD Walkman for a new IPod.
Quentin Tarrantino gave John Travolta a 'hip replacement' with Pulp Fiction.
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When white racists or supremacists claim that the racial mix of their country that belongs to their ancestors who first came to the land is now being disrupted by the growing population of the black and people of color, and by the influx of both illegal and legal immigrants from third world countries, and they need to do something about it to prevent themselves from becoming the minority group in the country.
From the US to the UK to Australia, right-wing politicians are promoting the great replacement theory among frustrated or unemployed voters, who feel that their lands are being invaded by Mohammedans, Africans, Asians, and refugees, who would one day form the majority of the population, if there is zero restriction on immigration.
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