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Most commonly known to the average worker as a Totally Pointless Stuff Report, management views these as
Sending a list of completed goals to your management because they are too lazy to read a standard status report to get updates.
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A new thing in Windows XP for the user to have the option of sending in the error to Microsoft. It is said to be useless and annoying, but in future years(3-5) Theres errors will be programmed and used to help...but they have no effect on the programs right now.
To disable these annoying things, go to Control Panal>Performance and Maintenance>System>Advanced>Error Reporting>Check 'Disable error reporting.'
Or you may just right click the My Computer icon and go to Properties>Advanced>Error Reporting>Disable
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n.: a newspaper or similar medium, rolled tight and fashionably stuffed in the rear between the pant waist and the undershorts of a middle aged man. Crack reports can be found anywhere, but are most common at race tracks, betting venues, ball games, and other sporting events. Most reports, but not all, contain various residue, leftovers and miscellaneous bacteria that is considered unsanitary by the local health department.
"Charlie! Don't pick up that crack report! You don't know what asshole has been reading that..."
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When a friend sends something really foolish. That is how one replies,
Sasha: if clouds weigh so much, why aren't they crushing the planes in the air?
Nicole: Sasha, you're blocked and reported.
1) A side effect of being in a science major, such as chemistry.
2) An instance of the act of grade-rape; typically random and generally performed by a grad student.
3) The impulse that causes a science major to try something easy, like business.
4) A common cause of insomnia, overcaffeination, and binge drinking.
Dude, I stayed up all night last night doing my lab report and now I can't see straight. It's like I'm drunk, but without any of the fun.
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A news or current affairs' reporter/journalist who has shown through the many stories that they have done that they really really suck at their job.
(insert name here) is a real shithouse reporter
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A piece of paper that is issued to students of any elementary school, middle school, and high school at the end of the quarter. It shows you your grades and comments are usually written in a box.
Gilman: This sucks! i'm failing everything!
Clint: Well maybe if you did some work instead of jacking off all the time you'd be able to pull those grades up.
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