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Female Reproductive System

Looks like a male goat's head. I believe male goats are called rams.

My baby was not, in fact, born out of a vagina, but out of the mouth of a ram.

by Fairy Sacks November 18, 2003

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Seize the means of reproduction

When you take away a women's choice to have a child.

Person 1 - Hey I heard Japans population is really low.

Person 2 - I heard the US was going to seize the means of reproduction, and fix it for them.

by Hentaibro69XD May 31, 2019

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k9 reproduction engineer

The technical term for a dog fucker. A person who does as little work as possible, while at work.

Worker 1: Does that guy do anything around here?
Worker 2: Yes. He's the k9 reproduction engineer.

by jutna mckutna February 25, 2010

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Non-Mechanical Reproduction Simulation

Sex in half-life 2. A Combine unit that has 100 sterilized credits gets a sex.

Overwatch: Reminder, 100 Sterilized credits qualifies for Non-Mechanical Reproduction Simulation.

by CP-1788 April 29, 2021


Reproductive dysphoria

A profound state of dissatisfaction or discomfort resulting from real or perceived reproductive capability (i.e. ability/inability to become pregnant or ability/inability to impregnate) not matching one's internal sense of identity. Can occur on its own, such as for childfree people, or be part of gender dysphoria and is made worse by bingoing or misgendering respectively.

"I've always known I never wanted to be a mother, but I hate that my body is capable of getting pregnant and wish it couldn't. I have reproductive dysphoria."
"I've always wanted to be a mother and carry a child, but I was born male and medical science hasn't caught up yet. I have reproductive dysphoria."

by gorpoglorp March 13, 2023


Reproductive health

Disposal of offspring and selective reproduction.

Hym "Yeah by my reproductive health and rights don't exist and how I'm treated and regarded is entirely contingent on whether or not women sleep with me AND if it were the other way around and how I treated women was contingent on whether or not women sleep with me; you would find it unacceptable. Eat a dick. You're a retard. Egalitarianism is mandatory."

by Hym Iam July 12, 2024


Replication Reproduction

When you produce an offspring with a clone of yourself

“Congratulations on having your baby! Who’s the other parent?”
“Me”
“Huh?? Did you asexually reproduce??”
Nahhh I banged a clone of myself, call that shit replication reproduction.”
“Oh…”

by mosscosts May 13, 2024