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Is the healthy state of disgust towards the bullshit and bureaucracy of the office that will save a henchgoon from spending the rest of his/her life crammed into a veal-fattening pen, repeating the same mindless and never-ending routine ad infinitum. When office repulsion gives way to comfort zone laziness: GAME OVER!
Veteran henchgoon: “Could you do something I ask you just once with a smile on your face??”
Newbie temp-henchgoon: “No can do! I need to keep my office repulsion up or I’ll turn into a sad bastard like you and I’ll still be here in twenty years, grinning stupidly and deluding myself into thinking everything is just terrific!”
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The mysterious force that sucks the cold shower curtain toward you while you are showering.
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What a man feels when he is alternately extremely attracted to a particular woman's unimaginably hot body but also completely disgusted by her unimaginably ugly face. This generally produces disorientation in the first few episodes but can sometimes later reshape sexual attraction as the ugly face becomes a fetish of sorts.
"Hey Jake, check out the smoking hot babe walking down the beach."
"That one walking away?"
"Oh yeah I am going to go meet her right now!"
(Moments later) "Hey baby. my name's Tony." (She turns around and Tony almost throws up. She walks away only to appear smoking hot again. The arousal repulsion cycling continues on like this all day long.)
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An unexpected about-face of feelings resulting in being repulsed by someone you had initially been attracted to.
You start seeing someone you had been crushing on, only to then start feeling creeped out by him/her when he/she actually starts liking you way more than you like them; classic attraction-repulsion syndrome.
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A sex repulsed person is someone who simply doesn't like sex, or the idea of any sexual activity, the reasons can be Many and personal.
Contrary to the popular belief sex repulsed people are not aliens they are just normal people.
Not every sex repulsed person is asexual.
Not every asexual is sex repulsed
Sex repulsed person can experience sexual attraction but it won't go any further because of their perception of sex.
-hey do You see that Blondie ass over there? Looks bootyful I would smash her
-meeh, I just really don't like it,
-Why bruh, are u gay?
-No, I am a Sex-repulsed person that means I just really don't like the idea of sex, or any sexual activity, that doesn't mean i don't find her pretty it's just , I am just sex repulsed person
-WTF bruh are u an alien?
-Well yes but actually no
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n. Affliction causing an individual to appear reasonably attractive in their facebook thumbnail image, but downright hideous when the same image is viewed full size. Abbr. E.R.D.
Her thumbnail looked really good so I friended her. Turns out she has a really bad case of Expansive Repulsive Disorder.
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A condition many people experience after dating an individual for a short amount of time. The individual is probably polite, nice, and generally pleasant to be around, but one day, you suddenly find yourself disgusted by his or her appearance. You cannot ever see yourself establishing a physical relationship with this individual, and when you imagine it, you vomit in your mouth a little. The consequence of SRS is that you end up feeling as though you must break it off immediately.
"Hey girl, how are things going with that guy you were seeing?!"
"Ugh. Things were great until he had a booger one day and I experienced a sudden case of Sudden Repulsion Syndrome (SRS). I had to dump him immediately."
"Man, I hate SRS!"
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