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serial slow responder

People who take forever to respond.
The phone must have disappeared from their hands the moment they sent their last txt.

4:03PM Friend A: Hey man so let's play tennis at 7pm yea?
8:18PM: Friend S: Yeah sounds good!
8:18PM: Friend A: Wtf dude?
10:20AM: LOL what
10:25AM: you're a freaking serial slow responder.

by 99cstore August 22, 2019


Don't respond to grandma

To respect your elders. When grandma speak you should not answer her. This is the ultimate sign of respect, marking the grandma as the alpha of the family, the ultimate gigachad.

If you want to continue living in this house don't respond to grandma when she is speaking

by sphagett April 27, 2022


last responder

An obstetrician, midwife, doula, neonatal nurse or pediatrician -- specifically, during the period beginning in January 2021, nine months after the COVID-19 lockdown began, and lasting the same length of time as the lockdown did (so called because of the baby boomlet surely resulting from all those fertile individuals who found themselves at home together for weeks on ends with time on their hands, if you get my meaning).

OMG, I can't believe the epic last responder shifts my obstetrician wife is pulling so far in 2021 -- all those @#$%! millennials couldn't just binge-watch and keep their hands to themselves for a couple of months?

by FitofPeak March 23, 2020

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Task manager: (not responding)

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THEM

NOT JOIN THEM

me: close that
Task manager: (not responding)
me: *opens task manager manager*

by dry water 69 September 25, 2022


Responder Apathy Syndrome

When a responder develops apathy for the average citizen based on numerous responses to BS calls.
Once you get it, You won't care!
They can start to suffer from verbal outbursts and other forms of expression related to their disdain for others.

After going to numerous calls for something the average person wouldn't even call their DR for, a responder develops responder apathy syndrome.

by 4rasdotorg April 8, 2011

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plz respond im bored

yo so who ever is reading this i have an idea so right now after u read this respond with a word and ill try and vote it because im trying to have a whole ass conversation with some random person online thx

plz respond im bored

by grape bleach December 16, 2020

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i don't know how to respond to that

When someone either genuinely does not know how to respond to something or is trying to avoid the topic of conversation. Often used to make situations awkward, and can be used to end conversations.

friend: my girlfriend just cheated on me
me: I'm so sorry to hear that
friend: I wish I could get over this in two seconds, ugh I hate life.
me: I don't know how to respond to that

by Born_2_Win_145 May 12, 2019

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