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chicks will do me for my "resume on the rope."
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n. an individual who posts achievements on their vehicle in the form of bumper stickers. Not just one or two, but several stickers/decals commemorating one event just incase the alarming amount of colorful hallmarks goes unnoticed because the masses need to know what this exciting mortal is capable of and what they have achieved.
*Holy shit, did you know Gay Gary was a Marine?
-No way, not that resume holder!
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The grown up game you play when you're pissed off at how things are going at your job and you start aimlessly shooting your resume out to other companies by way of Indeed and LinkedIn apps.
Haley shut her office door and said quietly "I don't get paid enough to deal with this shit." Then she sat down in her chair, pulled out her cell phone and jumped on Indeed for a quick game of Resume Roulette.
something you say when u do something that is the stuff of legend.normally used for something you are proud off.
guy 1: i cant believe you just ate that whole cake!!
guy 2: add that to the resume!!
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Rarely if ever a written document, a black resume is the list of a person's shady or illegal skills that would not be appropriate on a "real" resume.
Joe's black resume includes lock picking, speed seduction, and backyard explosives.
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The act of putting in a good feeling with your friend’s girlfriend so then when they breakup your there for her as backup
“Yo, you see Jon getting really friendly with Matt’s girl”
“Ya bro, he be putting in the resume”