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To be so awesome that people's views on what perfection is are altered and raised to your level of awesomeness.
Bill: Dude did you see that awesome band last night?
Fred: Yeah man they were Revising Perfection!
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Think of all the syptoms of overdrinking....Not being able to constuct a sentence, stand up, think straight, excessive urination from the caffeine, the start of insanity..... Revision is exactly like being drunk. Henceforth the term....'Revision Drunk'
When you're on your fourteenth hour in the library revising and the smallest of tasks like stringing a sentence together becomes impossible when you're brain has turned into mush from the caffeine and sugar overload! And you can't even walk in a straight line when you stand up due to sitting down for so long.. revision drunk!
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You take it in turns to ask each other questions related to whatever subject you are revising. If you get a question right, you take off a layer of clothing. This should last around 20 minutes and every 20 minutes you need a break from revising. Two naked people in a room together could result in a good break..
Strip Revision
Girl: sorry i can't come over, i need to revise tomorrow
Boy: i need to revise too
Girl: We could revise together?
Boy: Yeah lets Strip revise
Beard grown by students who don't bother to shave during exam period
-Did u see Lucas this morning?
-Yeah, he's grown a massive revision beard!
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When you get so bored of revision the only thing left to do is to have a wank.
A form of procrastination.
A: God revision is so boring
B: Have a revision wank
A: Great idea dude
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When the first time you write your paper, it is so damn good, that you are confident enough to turn it in for grading without any changes. The problem is that you are still obligated to have a rough draft, so instead of trying to improve the original, you make a worse copy of it and use that as your "rough draft".
Bad Ass: I spent like a solid hour writing last night. My essay is pretty damn sick
Nerd: You were supposed to have been editing a copy all week! We have to turn that in with the final draft!
Bad Ass: Chill, I'll just reverse revise it
When one partner of a past relationship adds more to the significance of the connection than was actually there.
George, seeing Jenna 10 years after high school, succumbs to relationship revision, embarrassing both himself and his erstwhile crush.
George: Wow! Its great to see you again, Jenna! I've thought about you alot over the years....how we really had something going back in high school.
Jenna (quizzical): We went to high school together??
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