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A person gives you a blowjob. When you ehaculate the person must have the semen stashed in thier cheeks. Swiftly karate chop both cheeks while screaming hy-ya. The reciever of the leathel karate chops will then spew semen over your testies, hence they look like asian rice cakes.
Pepe was getting a blowjob from lamour cok, when he ejaculated into her mouth. In a high pitched scream of hy-ya he karate chopped Lamoures cheeks, his man love then sputtered out of her mouth and onto his testicles. Lamour notices and says "I luh- uve those asian rice cakes."
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The act of ejaculating into your hand and then, with the soiled hand, slapping your partner across the face.
Mike: If she's cheating on you why don't you dump her?
Doug: Oh don't you worry, I will. But not before I give her a Cambodian Rice Cake!
Mike: What?
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A reward for pwning some n00bs is none other than a 'Pwnage Rice Cake'
Tastes like pwnage rice cakes.
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A straight basic white girl with a boring ass life. Who wants to have a gay bestie but freaks out ever time a girl who likes girls come near her.
“You see Kelly over there she’s such a rice cake girl”
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When a woman shits on a man's nutsack.
"Barbara and I shared a colon-cannon rice cake last night. It was magical."
"Neat-o man!"
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Dude: dryer than the depths of hell
Rando: you are not wrong
Rando Asian: Ricey ricey rice no one like rice cake
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When someone beautiful resembles rice so clearly they are a beautiful little rice cake.
I just wanna eat you up, my beautiful little rice cake!