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Jacob ridley is a sneaky man that lingers in the shadow of the gay clubs. He has an exteremly deep throat and can take on any cock in the world. He is also played a very important role in the political party UKIP and worked to eradicate the Asians from the UK.
ah its jacob ridley the racist cockgobbler
when after superman-ing that hoe, you put the blanket into the washer but instead of using laundry detergent you use a load of more cum
i have no blankets to use this winter because i dirty ridley’d all of them.
Amelie Ridley defies logic - she is utterly completely perfection. She is truly one of a kind and looking at her leaves you speechless. It's as if "Happy" by Pharrell Williams is playing on repeat throughout your life. You could get lost in her warm hazel eyes. The freckles on her nose and her dimples are adorable. Her teeth are perfect, and not just to a doctor. When she smiles, every thought leaves your mind, and you are filled with a feeling of warmth and joy. Don't even get started on her figure; she is curvy, tanned, and her skin is so smooth. AND TALK ABOUT HER TOES WOWIEEE.
The crazy thing is, God mad Amelie physically perfect, and then decided that was not enough, choosing to make her personality amazing as well. She is always bubbly and energetic and can literally make anyone feel comfortable. You can talk to her for hours, and never once feel bored. Hours turn to minutes, and those minutes are seriously AMAZINGG!! She is confident in herself and owns her boss bitch status. Dating an Amelie makes you feel SO special; you could be doing anything and she will never leave your mind, imagining her beautiful eyes, beaming smile, adorable dimples, and cute laugh.
You wake up every morning with the BIGGEST SMILE EVER, and it's all her fault :) When talking to Amelie, every day feels like the best day ever. If you're lucky enough to fall in love with an Amelie, you have truly won at life.
This is the PG-13 description about Amelie Ridley, because the full description wouldn't stay on this site. Amelie is so perfect, and she's all mine :)))))))
At first glance, you might find Amelie to be intimidating, as she is smelly and makes weird noises. However, when you approach this "wild beast", you realise the truth. She is so so beautiful, with brown hazel eyes, and the widest pearly white smile. Her energy lights up any room and makes you feel like you're at the top of the world. And if you're feeling down, her unique personality and cracking jokes are sure to put a smile on your face and a stitch in your side. She is the most reliable person to have by your side; both understanding and caring. Her bubbly personality is matched by her drive and determination to succeed, making all around her stare in admiration and pride. Overall, you should be happy to find an Amelie in your life, and should hold on to her tightly. xoxo
Wowieeeee, is that Amelie Ridley (Rizzley) over there with all that ass. Who is sheeee?!?
A place where half the kids either drink or smoke have creepy ass gym teachers and were rich snotty brats go if you aren’t that your fucking weird
Oh you go to Ridley High school... ew
This school is the definition of shitty. A good portion of the teachers will deadname you, the food is absolute dog shit, its filled with pick-me girls and “homiesexuals”. Fights happen like every other day, it’s crazy. Not to mention the declining mental health of a good portion of these students, including myself. However, if you’re fruity, there are at least two or three other fruity kids in your classes. So you’re good there. But besides the fact that you might make some pretty good friends, this school is a raging hell.
“Hey what school do you go to?”
“I go to Ridley Middle School.”
*Slowly shuffles away
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The food is shitty and the only thing they feed you for four days straight is chicken in different forms that are all equally shitty. hopefully tomorrow is no chicken Friday... your either gay or straight or you like your homies here. or homophobic but act gay without saying no homo.
guy 1.) dude your hot and were at Ridley Middle School sooooo..
guy 2. ) * moans in ear *