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John did worse on the essay than the kid with ADHD because he only had Poor Man's Ritalin.
Very popular Animutation flash video. Suprisingly, as opposed to most other Animutation videos, the lyrics are in English, but they're sung with a heavy Japanese accent, which makes them hard to understand. The subtitles say what the words sound like, which is often quite hillarious. The song is "The Hot Limit" by Dance Dance Revolution.
Animutation lyric:
Mama was burning a hole in my aunt
Please let me down now
Hold the ketchup
Eight tequilas to feel up my lice
A submarine burning in hell
Gathering the eyes
Real lyric:
The summer is burning a hole in my heart
Stripping me down to
Hot temptation
It's OK to give in, be beaten by lust
A summer wind, burning the air
A scandalous affair
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A flash movie in which Hitler and Alex Chiu dance around while John Desire sings Hot Limit
We Drink Ritalin is really trippy.
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Nature's Ritalin is Khat. You extract 100g Khat leaves with 500ml Hydrogen oxide (H2O, Water) and 0.5ml of Muriatic Acid (30% HCl Acid). This is the REAL way to extract it. You leave it for 3 to 6 hours, then maybe blend it in the blender. Each 100g contains 100mg to 350mg of Cathinone, 100ml Cathine, and 50mg of Norephedrine. If you pick the leaves from the Khat tree and it stays there for 2 days (48 hours), then Cathinone all turns into Cathine and Norephedrine. Khat is awesome. You can enjoy it with a soda on the side and fries. Lemons and Limes can be squeezed for the juice and this can also be used for Khat extraction.
Tony: I drank 500ml to 600ml of Khat juice and enjoyed Cathinone HCl, Cathine HCl, and Norephedrine HCl in solution. Khat is Nature's Ritalin.
Nature's Ritalin is Khat. 100g of Khat contains 36mg to 100mg of Cathinone, 60 to 120mg of Cathine, and 8mg to 40mg of Norephedrine. Khat can be extracted with lemon juice and lime juice to yield Cathinone Citrate, Cathine Citrate, and Norephedrine Citrate. The active ingredient is Cathinone. It can also be extracted with 960mg of Hydrogen oxide (H2O, Water), and 40ml of 40% HCl (Muriatic Acid). Leave in lemon and lime juice for a few hours, then chug. Do not heat it up, or the Cathinone will decompose to far less active Cathine. Nature's Ritalin (Khat) lasts 2 to 3 hours. It helps you focus and feels like a strong energy drink, only cleaner. It's weaker than most drugs. Khat is weaker than Speed, Coke, Adderall, Ritalin, and more.
Tony: I extracted Khat using lemons and limes and waited a few hours. Then I chugged it.
Tony: Mmmm. Nature's Ritalin.
Nature's Ritalin is a natural plant called Khat. It doesn't make sense that Khat is illegal in some places since Cathinone, Cathine, and Norephedrine (The 3 active ingredients of Khat) may be stronger than coffee, but they're far weaker than Adipex, Ritalin, Adderall, Desoxyn, and Cocaine. Khat is weaker than Ritalin and Cocaine yet it's illegal?! That's retarded. Legalize Khat! We legalized Kratom, We Legalized Weed, now legalize Khat. Khat is growable and you can extract the Cathinone, Cathine, and Norephedrine with Juice from freshly squeezed lemons, or with 960ml of Hydrogen oxide (H2O, Water) and 40ml of Muriatic Acid (40% HCl acid). With lemons, you get Cathinone Citrate, Cathine Citrate, and Norephedrine Citrate. With HCl, you get Cathinone HCl, Cathine HCl, and Norephedrine HCl. Khat is Nature's Ritalin and Cathinone is the main ingredient that keeps you focused for around 2 to 3 hours+. It's just a plant. They're just afraid that the plant will cut down on big Pharmaceutical profits.
Tony: I grew khat, picked the khat leaves, extracted it with lemons, and drank the juice.
Tony: Mmmm. Nature's Ritalin! So relaxing.
Poor Man's Ritalin is 2mg Nicotine lozenges and Caffeine in the form of Coffee and Monster energy drinks. Poor Man's Ritalin is when you have ADHD, you either drink emergency coffee you saved up, or you take a 2mg Nicotine lozenge. Then you wait 30 minutes. Then use the focus and relaxation from the coffee 100mg Caffeine or 2mg Nicotine lozenge and prepare some coffee. Then drink coffee. The combination of 2 coffees 200mg total Caffeine might help you focus, or it will put you to sleep. The combination of 2mg Nicotine and 100mg Caffeine might help you focus, or it might just put you to sleep (but less likely than with the 2 coffees). If you want, you can have a beer or shot of vodka for added focus to the Coffee and Nicotine combo.
Tony: I tried a 2mg Nicotine lozenge and then made coffee 30 minutes later. Then I enjoyed a coffee (100mg Caffeine). Thanks, Poor Man's Ritalin!