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Boys that are fresh as fuck
Damn those boys are ritz they look fresh
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A kid kind of like a toned-down scene kid. Not as obsessed with "dinosawrz" or Hello Kitty, but still pretty sceney. They typically wear skin-tight white jeans or white denim skirts, but sometimes they'll wear tight light blue jeans or skirts.
Any shirt from Wet Seal is acceptable "ritz" wear.
Their hair's not as dramatic as the scene kids, either. It's either brunette with blonde highlights or all blonde. It HAS TO be chin to shoulder-long and straightened with side bangs that almost fall over their eyes, but not quite yet.
The boys don't wear make-up, but they will use as many hair products they need to keep their hair perfect.
For shoes, anything Converse or ballet flats is good. For Converse, they have to be doodled on and look a thousand years old or you'll be called a poser.
Oh my god, that ritz kid looks so weird today. I mean, who wears white jeans?
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A collective term for all sensitive areas of the body; mainly genitalia I.E. testicles, nipples etc.
God I fucking hate Josh Engleman. I wanna run into him in a dark alley so I can kick his ritz in!
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Oooooh look at me my username is NotoriousSlacker and I'm too stupid and uneducated to spell right.
- hey y'all look @ me im stupid
- ya we know your stupid
-oh oh im defining some word and im doing one hell of a poor job doing that
-ya we know thats why we call u stupid
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something you'd say when a situation occurs that leaves you speechless.
SCENARIO 1
1. "hey dude, that girl is choosing on you"
2. "who, I don't see anyone"
1. "dude the chick on the left"
(points to obese girl)
2. "ritzzzzzz"
SCENARIO 2
(at party)
1. "DUDE!!! the keg is tapped!!!"
2. "......ritzzzzzz"
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A slang way of saying "dressing fancy"
Popularized by Fred Astaire song
"If you're blue and you don't know where to go to
Why don't you go where fashion sits,
Puttin' on the ritz"
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The female version of, " balls to the walls". The act of going all out, to the extreme. Often uttered before doing something crazy.
Me: "Hey Vanessa, your coming to to Jessica's bachelorette party next weekend right?"
Vanessa: " Hell yeah girl! I just picked up some furry handcuffs, nipple nibblers, mardigras beads and a 6 ft. inflatable penis to stick out of the sunroof of the limo!"
Me: "Damn Ness, you went Tits to the Ritz!"
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