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When you're fucking a girl in the ass but there is an incredibley hard shit in the way.
1: Hey! Get yo' dick wet?
2: Naw man there was an Alaskan roadblock that was cock blockin the hershey highway.
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A preemptive shielding of the asshole, be it the use of duct tape or plaster, to prevent ass rapage in a bad neighborhood. It is called the Idaho roadblock because it was first implemented in Boise.
"I perfected the Idaho roadblock before going to Camden."
"Good move."
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(n) May be created intentionally or unintentionally- two cars driving next to each other at the exact same speed, thus preventing you and other cars behind from passing. Unbelievably frustrating, especially when you have somewhere to be.
Always happens when I'm late to work.
I try to move to the right lane to prevent creating a Mexican roadblock.
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a cluster of vehicles on the freeway, one in each lane, all driving the same too-slow speed, that are impossible to pass because they are positioned nearly side by side
Louie hated rolling roadblocks until one saved him from a speed trap.
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When you get caught behind two fat chicks walking slow in a narrow hallway and there isn't enough room to pass
Jed - "Yo Dennis why you late? The meeting started 10 minutes ago."
Dennis - "Bro I couldn't help it I got caught behind a Samoan Roadblock coming back from my smoke break."
Vehicles traveling side by side, purposely going under the speed limit, preventing other drivers from passing in any way. It's totally maddening, unless you're one of the drivers- then it's hilarious.
I'm stuck on 95 behind three idiots making an Alabama roadblock across all the lanes and I can't get around them!
(n) When all the lanes of a given road, particularly an expressway/highway/freeway, are occupied with drivers who are driving too slow, typically slower than the speed limit.
Goddammit! I'm going to be late for work because of this douchebag roadblock!