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When playing Rock Paper Scissors and you unexpectedly realise you are losing, you play dynamite as it beats everything.
Some proffessional players consider this a foul move and scram CHEAT whn it is used.
Dynamite is played by pointing out your index (the first) finger.
Everyone: Rock, Paper, Scissors!
Boy 1 has played rock, Boy 2 has played scissors and Boy 3 has played dynamite.
Boy 1 and Boy 2: You CHEAT! Dynamite isn't real!
Boy 3: Is there a rock paper scissors dynamite rule book now?
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Rock Paper Scissors Pain is a variation of rock paper scissors (Rochambeau) where the winner of each round gets to inflict pain on the loser(s). The winner of the entire game is the person who takes the most pain and doesn't quit. Here is the pain chart:
WIN BY Rock: Stretch out your pinky and thumb fingers and hold your fist at the end of the thumb while placing your pinky at the loser(s) arm. Proceed to punch from that distance (also called: Six Inches)
WIN BY Paper: The loser(s) hold their hands clamped together (like they are "praying"), while the winner slaps their hands upon the loser(s) hands and then slaps violently with the right hand immediately after slapping with both hands.
WIN BY Scissors: The loser(s) holds out the underside of their forearm while the winner slaps the loser(s) arm with the first two fingers on their hand. The people best at this have insanely long fingers, and can cause welts.
(Note: This game, like rock paper scissors is much easier if you play with one other person. The more people in the game makes for more complicated winners/losers situation)
BDSM Fan: HEY JOE, DO YOU WANNA PLAY ROCK PAPER SCISSORS PAIN!?!?!
Joe: Uhhh...I still have welts on my arm from when you beat me with scissors.
BDSM Fan: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA fuck me.
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Rock paper scissors in which both participants keep one uncovered arm out and then play rock paper scissors like normal. The winner of each round gets to slap the loser's arm once at the end of each round. Repeat ad infinitum.
Man I can't believe my left arm is still bleeding from all that cajun rock paper scissors yesterday.
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A new, extreme twist on the classic game "Rock-Paper-Scissors". You play by doing the normal "R-P-S" hand movement, and saying "rock, paper, scissors..." - except you have the option of naming one epic person, item, event...pretty much one epic anything. Whichever person has the most epic choice wins. Games may go on forever, and there are next to no limits on what a person my choose from.
If two peoples' choices are equally epic, then a rematch between the two may be played.
Example 'A' of "Ultimate Rock-Paper-Scissors":
Group: "Rock, paper, scissors-"
Tommy: "AIDS!"
Angelica: "Date rape!"
Suzie: "Kanye West!"
---Suzie would technically win for the mention of Kanye West, but Angelica wins for her option "date rape"- which, yes, is horrible...but really, what beats date rape?
Example 'B' of "Ultimate Rock-Paper-Scissors":
Group: "Rock, paper, scissors-"
Morgan: "Jesus Christ!"
Harrison: "Morgan Freeman!"
Sylvester: "ADRIAAAN!!!"
---In this case, Morgan and Harrison would have a rematch, and Sylvester would be disqualified.
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A rock band in Louisiana that is friggin awesome.
Rock Paper Scissors is freaking awesome.
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Scissors cuts paper; Paper covers rock; Rock crushes lizard; Lizard poisons Spock; Spock smashes scissors; Scissors decapitates lizard; Lizard eats paper; Paper disproves Spock; Spock vaporizes rock; And as it always has- Rock crushes scissors.
During a demanding game of Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock, Arnold snarled, "DAMN IT! Somebody is going to have to choose something other than Spock for this to work!"
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A very good, local(Monroe,Louisiana), rock band. They just finished recording a cd and hopefully you will hear of them!
We want to go the coffee shop to the Rock Paper Scissors Play.
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