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Romance is dead - it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece
Young Girl: I want romance.
Young boy (to himself): i better buy this girl a greeting card and fast
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the most weirdest yet exiting feeling ever to be felt in this universe. love
dude 1:man im feeling romance with my girl
dude2: that must be weird
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that missing thing in all of your failed relationships. part of the reason it didn't work out/you lost the spark. Life's hard enough when you're just bumping uglies and changing diapers. Doing it up once in a while doesn't equate. Remember variety is the spice of life.
Giacomo Casanova was a romantic type seducer. He was never a selfish lover, gave women the romance they needed in their life. Yes, he flew in and out like a southerly breeze, but their lives were always left in the better for it.
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romance = disco balls.
"disco balls, theyre the most romantic thing i can possibly think of!"
"the epitomy of romance"
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A Romancer is someone who gives the best romance advice but remains single themselves
He is the best Romancer, shame he can’t use it himself…
Romancment is a date between two people that are committed into a relationship. But for some people the word date is too childish. So romancment is a replacement word
Me and my girlfriend are going on a romancment tonight. The car will see some action after.
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when you and your partner can understand eachother completely without saying a word, and then having a threesome with an animal
Anu is romance
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