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When you have a fetish, or are attracted to 12-year-old girls.
Romeo and Juliet had sex, even though she was only 12-years-old at the time.
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Star crossed lovers in a tragedy by Shakespeare who cannot be together.
Blake: I really like Julia, but she is my best friend , and I can't tell her because I might ruin our friendship.
Blake's friend: sound like you guys are Romeo and Juliet.
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a book about a horny guy and a slutty grl they find each other at a dance and the guy likes for tits for a 14 year old so he sneaks in her room and they fuk then at the end they die its a dumb book dont read
me: mannnn wats up im readin romeo and juliet
friend: awww fuck no i h8 tat book they fuk to much
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A rip off of the 2011 movie “Gnomeo and Juliet.” Widely regarded to be worse than the original.
“Hey have you ever watched Romeo and Juliet?”
“Isn’t that the trash version of Gnomeo and Juliet?”
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a play about two naive and stupid teenagers who take their lives for a middle school crush that went to far. The boy becomes a serial killer to be with her, and she gives him her virginity , knowing he killed her cousin.
Hey have you read Romeo and Juliet?
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When the female in a secret relationship seems dead so the male kills himself but then the female comes and, seeing the male dead, kills herself.
Did you see Pyramus and Thisbe? Yeah, they pulled a romeo and juliet.
Romeo and Juliet is originally a novella written by Italian writer Luigi da Porto, who wrote this because he couldn't marry his cousin. It got revised by a monk named Matteo Bandello, then translated to Baguette Language by some French guy, then landed on Arthur Brooke. He then wrote it as a poem with some dark shit featuring Romeo banging his head against the wall, then named it Romeus and Juliet. And of course, Shakespeare read Brooke's work and based his tragedy on it, and we got the version of Romeo and Juliet that almost everyone hates.
Differences:
• The Da Porto novella features a passionate and truly in love Romeo and Giulietta, while the Shakespeare Tragedy has a set of horny teens who thought lust and love are the same. (I kinda blame it for the tragedy's shoddy timeline and Shakespeare turning them into teens.)
• The Shakespeare Tragedy features Tybalt and Mercutio with personalities, while the Da Porto novella only have them as extras.
• The Shakespeare Tragedy had Romeo dying all alone. In the Da Porto novella, he had Romeo dying until Giulietta woke up. (Kinda like Romeo+Juliet.)
To summarize, Romeo e Giulietta by Da Porto was born out of a man's failed love, while Shakespeare's tragedy was born to torment stupid teens while giving tears to Shakespeare Simps.
If you encounter this and experience symptoms such as cringe, brain damage and boredom, find more adaptations or read the novella.
(If symptoms persist, consult the Hungarian Musical Rómeó és Júlia.)
Romeo and Juliet is not cringe. You just watched a bad adaptation of it.