Rooters Roost

Elma highschool's, Hardcore, Kick-Ass, Name-Taking Student Section. The mission of the Elma High School Rooter's Roost is to psychologically cripple the minds of any opposing force willing to stand toe to toe with Elma High School Athletics and help our athletes en route to victory. We Promote Random Gestures and espically grunting at odd and inappropriate times. No one is alone in the roost one member begins yelling random noise the rest shall follow suit. Also, we enjoy spelling random words instead of the usual E-A-G-L-E-S. As a personnal favorite i like "give me a T-O-A-S-T".

Strollin: Roost Will we ever stop?
Rooters Roost: No! We want sum moe, we want sum moe! OR
While other team is shooting a free throw....
Scott: BEES!!!!
Rooters Roost: (Begin to act as though being attacked by swarming bees)

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slurple roost

a freeloading shitbird who drinks too much, sleeps on the couch and slurps his ramen noodles

Joe: wtf is wrong with pat man? all he does is sit on the couch all day eating ramen
kevin: yeah dudes a slurple roost im about to kick his ass to the curb

flog a roost

This is how you tell your friends you're going to leave.

Origin: Small town in North-Western Ontario called Kenora.

Man, I've gotta flog a roost, see ya later.

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Moon roost

When you a guy presses his butt cheeks against a window and his balls dangle profusely! especially bad if a ball and butt print is left on the window or the guy wasn't aware he was a dangler.

Danny just moon roosted us and left his ass and ball print on my clean windows.

Roosting Rascal

The word to shout up at a man making roost for an unfairly advantageous bird's eye periphery of all attractive lasses within 10 square hectares

Hey Scraggs, want to climb a tree later today?

- Sorry, I've got a roost to perch at already.

Awwww, you Roosting Rascal!!!

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Rustler's Rooste

Bunch of stoners dressed up as hicks makin bank in the winter and balls in the summer singin bout freecreditreport.com and playin grabass in the kitchen. they also serve food.

(friend 1) Hey man u wanna work at rustler's rooste?
(friend 2) Naw man i heard they make balls

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booty roost

Much like throwing a fat roost with your dirt scooter (dirtbike), booty roost is when you throw roost out your anue when your stool is anything less than solid.

Bro, I can't ride another lap! I gotta get to a bathroom a throw some booty roost!