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A rosey telford is the redness of a butthole or vagina after being rimmed/eaten out for a long period of time. Often enhanced by those with stubble or beards. At this point, the one receiving the rosey telford is probably in pain from skin irritation.
"Last night Jake gave me a rosey telford and now it hurts to shit."
A person with crimson colored cheeks, who has pledged his love eternally as the male lover of Luff Muff. Rosey Cheeks is generally a good cook, and recieves pleasure in serving his Luff Muff.
Rosey Cheeks is in love with Luff Muff's smile and beauty.
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Cracklin Rosey The bloody blisters that form on a male after extended periods of time masterbating.
Check out this cracklin rosey on both of my hands!
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1. A classic Nursery Rhyme always sung in preschools, day cares, and kindergarten classes all over.
2. One of the most gothic songs ever.
Although never confirmed, this seemingly harmless nursery rhyme is believed by many people to refer to the Black Plague in Europe during the Middle Ages. It seems quite strange, and even a little scary for 5 year old kids to be singing to this song.
Here's a breakdown of the song:
Ring Around the Rosey(victims of the plague would usually have a red, swollen ring around their eyes)
A pocket full of posies(people would carry flowers in their pockets to cover the lingering smell of death, and some people even thought they would ward off the disease)
Ashes, Ashes(this refers to the fact that they would take dead bodies and people suffering from the disease, throw them in pits, and burn their bodies to slow down the spread of the disease)
We all fall down(basically this means death)
Ring around the Rosey.
A pocket full of posies.
Ashes, Ashes.
We all fall down.
The thought of innocent children singing this song in their nursery schools is pretty bone chilling.
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Students upon leaving Le Rosey a school known for extreme rules enjoying their newfound freedom and expressing it in several forms including but not limited to: binge drinking, binge smoking, pot smoking, growing ones hair, growing ones facial hair and for the ladies finally have a complete collection of shoes and handbags in your room.
Its the post rosey syndrome, grow out ur hair and smoke pot, pretty much become hippie jesus.
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Similar to the Dirty Sanchez, but from the female angle... Where a woman wipes blood or other secretions from her cooter and smears it under the nose of her unsuspecting victim, thereby leaving a rosey moustache behind...
"Hey, I thought I'd surprise my girl with a Dirty Sanchez last night, but the bitch turned right around and hit me with her stinky Rosey Sanchez..."
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