Rossi

a man who plays tuba with slicked back black hair, drinks an unhealthy amount of diet coke, acts like he doesn’t know what water is, gags at the sight of brussels sprouts and over powers the room with the scent of Irish spring soap, and always has a fat ass fan on

person one: what’s your teacher like

person 2: he’s a fucking rossi😖

Rossi

Rossi is that totally kick ass quirky friend who’s always a joy to be around. But he’s a hopeless romantic with the ladies

Rossi

Rossi

Someone who LOVES Shawn Mendes and non binary people. A Rossi is a helpful individual who thrives off of a viral tiktok they made months ago. A Rossi is quiet until someone mentions Shawn Mendes which in turn will result in a violent stanning session or outrage. A Rossi also partakes in the unusual acts of conversations with a Minogueous beast.

Person 1: is that Rossi?

Rossi: *kicks person one*

Rossi

Someone who usually has an unhealthy obsession with cleaning constantly, and claiming to do exercises when they are probably sleeping.
Rossi's also have a low tolerance to alcohol and so either chuck up everywhere or pass out before 10.
Rossi's have a tendency to have a fetish with lycra whether it be swimming, cycling or rowing kit, and likes showing it off to anyone and everyone.
Rossi's also like pop music with a passion and will shake their booty at any oppurtunity.
They are also partial to a bit of horse riding.
Rossi's are always feeling a bit down after doing all the washing and cleaning which there OCD will let them so give them a hug to cheer them up!

"Man I got this amazing lycra all in one for swimming... I feel like showing EVERYONE!"

"OMG no don't do such a Rossi!!"

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rossy

-me

-"bloody rossy!"

-person who hates most the population of their school except a small amount of people, most of them also hate everyone else at school...we are haters...haters we are....

-ROSSY IS A HATER OF *glare* THEM

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Rossy

Anything involving angry sex/rape/destruction of property/euthenasia/mass genocide.

Hitler was in fact a Rossy.

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The Rossi

This advanced sexual act, performed on the few deserving of such rare & exciting experiences, involves the following: 2 hot sweaty bodies + Glow in the dark accessories + Amazing moves = Rockin your world to unfathomable realms

Scott dreams daily about doing 'the Rossi' but knows it will never happen thus resorting to inadequate sluts.

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