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Japanese Flag Routine

AKA the "Cherry topped sundae", the Japanese flag routine involves a female partner forcing a male partner to lay on his back and jerk off until he cums hard enough to have the resulting ejaculate land on his face, at which point the female proceeds to squat above his head and glop a huge smear of period blood on top, creating, in effect, the appearance of a "cherry topped sundae" or Japanese flag.
This practice was first noted in Japan in the early 2000s, but has become increasingly popular throughout the world with the spread of similar male-oriented practices like the Cleavland Steamer, Donkey Punch, Blumpkin, and Chili Dog. In fact, women world wide seem to have come to the realization that there is an increasingly large need for sexual practices that are specifically degrading and humiliating for men, and that can be laughed about by women everywhere for decades to come.

When Holly had enough of Leroy's constant whining for blumpkins, she waited until her period was flowing at maximum throttle, and proceeded to give him the nastiest Japanese flag routine of his entire life.

by FallsGirlTheNextGeneration April 14, 2009

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quarantine masturbation routine

One quarantine masturbation routine is to smoke dope, lube your tube, jerk-off, squirt seven times, relax and repeat.

I'm home alone, so I think I'l do one of my quarantine masturbation routines!

by eda-skip November 24, 2021

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quarantine masturbation routine

My quarantine masturbation routine is smoke dope, jack off, cum, smile, repeat.

Time for my quarantine masturbation routine.

by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020

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jazz hands routine

the jazz hands routine is when you use your computer or smartphone to look up information online, this pisses baby boomers of as they had to spend hours on end looking through manuals and books to find the information they needed.

-i cant find the schematics for this circuit.
-just do the jazz hands routine

by cockford ollie October 25, 2020


Routine is the death of interest

Repetitive sequences are boring.

Routine is the death of interest was first coined by John Henry Feitelberg of Barstool Sports.

by Sr.Verde October 7, 2019


Drop your skincare routine

When someone has clear ass skin. The person who receives the sentence doesnt have to have a skincare routine and doesnt have to actually share the skincare routine as it can be meant as a compliment as well.

"Drop your skincare routine king, it's glowing"

"Wow Hannah's skin is gorgeous today. She should drop her skincare routine"

by _nobody.important_ October 28, 2020

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my quarantine masturbation routine

my quarantine maturbation routine is : smoke dope, watch porn, jack off, cum, smile, repeat!

Yeah ... it's time for my quarantine masturbation routine!

by USAF Cadet October 3, 2020

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