Rowen is a VERY sexy guy. He’s loyal, funny, and sweet. He has a gigantic horse cock and gets many girls with his charming face.
Dusty: Damn bro who’s that cute girl talking to?
Luke: That’s Rowen she’s talking to. He always pulls the girls
Amazing dude, cool as fuck, kickass dm, simply an awesome person
Someone: Who is that dude?
Kyle: Oh, he's Rowen!
Someone: So cool
When you didn’t actually know she’s 10 so you got her pregnant. You aren’t allowed within 120 feet of a preschool. You also bran flakes because you’re a gross motherfucker
I accidentally pulled a dirty rowen. Now I’m in prison
Queen of Owen Sound. Only known resident.
Hey check it, that's Rowen Sound!
The reason 13 year olds shouldn’t be allowed Snapchat
Liam rowen Snapchats young poon
The name given to those born in the shithole of a state Illinois. known for drinking several banquets in a night and racing till rowens heart stops or he blacks out.
Also credited for being "one unfunny little baby cub" but can still get you to crack a smile when his brain thinks of a smooth joke and can be awfully kind when the time calls.
common issue with Rowen’s is as the following: not muting while watching tiktoks, making fun of disabled people, gooning, and saying some things most wouldn't consider "politically correct" but could not be claimed to be racist.
*person joins discord call*
"hey guys what's up"
Rowen L: "Well well well what do we have here"
"Oh look rowen L is in the call and he said that same stupid joke"