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An illness that occurs in a man's life, it can come in a short stage, and it can also exist as a lifelong condition in few cases. When bearing the infection the man believes that every female he comes into contact with experiences a sexual desire and craving for him. This often results in numerous rejections; as well as awkward situations for the victimized female. It is also not uncommon to notice the sufferer is in a constant state if disillusionment and unawareness of the reality existing outside his mind.
Emanuel Smith: Shit man, blake has got a bad case of rubin complex these days.
Rob Hults: I know man, he needs to wake the fuck up and look in the mirror.
Emanuel Smith: Ya, its gotten to the point I don't even want to go to parties with him anymore.
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A stool sample with a large amount of undigested corn kernels in it.
May be a portion of a Corn Log
I thought it'd be funny having all of that corn in there, but the person at the Micro department just sighed and through my sample into the "Rubin Robbins" bin...
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The act of taking a dump on a moldy tuna fish sandwich, putting it in a blender, adding the fecal matter of a 12 year old cat, and throwing up in it as you scrape it off onto a bright blue tarp. You than take the gooey substance and have you and a group of your 7 closest freinds do a circle jerk into it (you must have an 8 way climax). Cuff a long drawn out fart onto the disgusting mass, squeege a weeks worth of ball sweat and an M-80 into a rotten sock and smack an unsuspecting woman in the face, letting it explode on impact.
"Can you beleive it?! That guy just gave Stacy a Hot Rubin"
"What?! How is she?!"
"Well she has a massive shit burn on the side of her face!"
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Maya Rubin is the coolest person in the world. Anyone who she is friends with is lucky to have her acquantence.
Oh my God Maya Rubin is my friend!!!
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A Jewish rapper with a long beard and is in Eminem's music video Berzerk and is right next to him in the video. BTW I'm Jewish too and our rappers aren't as famous as black rappers for some reason.
Eminem: Kick your shoes off, let your hair down...
Rick Rubin: And go berzerk!!!
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A Jewish rapper with a long beard and is in Eminem's music video Berzerk and is right next to him in the video. BTW I'm Jewish too and our rappers aren't as famous as black rappers for some reason.
Eminem: Kick your shoes off, let your hair down...
Rick Rubin: And go berzerk!!!
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being a complete doshe bag or a fuck face or in some cases a dick sucker.
dude u shot my dog u swank rubin.
hey u swank rubin you just kicked me in the nuts
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