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For thouse who are too up-theirselfs to say 'sex'
Do you want some rumpy pumpy tonight?
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Is a phrase used to describe the heated sexual acts of sailors and their women after consumption of large quantities of rum
The sailors were up to some rumpy pumpy
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euphemism for anal sex, often misinterpreted as a euphemism for sex in general
bored of regular sex, jeremy asked susan if she would mind him pumping her rump.
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Anal sex. Specifically, heterosexual anal sex between a man and a woman.
She ate White Castle for lunch, so I had to wash my dick off real good after giving my bitch the ol' Rumpy Pumpy.
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The kind of sex midgets have. When two midgets screw, their asses look bigger than their faces.
Papa Smurf: "Hey Mama Smurf, hows a little Rumpy-Pumpy?"
Mama Smurf: "Fuck off, I'm masturbating"
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A tall-lanky character with reddish hair and unsure eyes. The most noticeable characteristic of Rumpie Stilt Skin is his high pitched voice that is only ever used to say "ill offer you.." Rumpie Stilt Skin will only ever appear when he has an exstange to make. If ever faced in confrontation with a Rumpie Stilt Skin do not be too tempted by what he has to offer you, everything he gives he takes two back.
Rumpie Stilt Skin includes a strand of his hair in ever offer he makes.
You can also use Rumpie Stilt Skin has a nickname for someone who thinks chicken is really epic!
The only way to stop a Rumpie Stilt Skin is to shoot all of his Chickens and use them to feed greedy, cruel children.
"I'll offer you... a strand of hair and the rub of a knee for you to leave" said Rumpie Stilt Skin
a shot of 1/4 of Jagermeister, 1/4 of Rumple, 1/4 of Hennessy, 1/4 of FIreball
That shot of Uncle Rumpy's Jager and Fire Hen tore my stomach to pieces.