salt

1: adj. - to describe something unfortunate or unfavorable happening, or one's angered mood.

2: verb - to do something which causes an unfortunate or unfavorable situation.

3: inter. - to express distaste or unhappiness about a situation.

note: the international symbol of salt is brushing off one's leg with the back of their hand as if one is dealing with salt being spilled upon them. also, for additional effect, one may hiss like a snake (see: salt snake).

1: "did you hear the flyers lost?"
"yeah, i was pretty SALT about it, but then i remembered that those bums always lose."

2: "robert esche is doing his swiss cheese impression again this season."
"yeah, he really knows how to SALT everything up."

3: "someone finished off the last of the pizza."
"SALT, now what am i going to eat for breakfast tomorrow?"

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salting

when someone is cockblocking repeditivly

your salting my game
your 100percent pouring salt

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salt

n.: A sailor, one who is currently employed in the U.S. Navy.
adj.: Pertaining to sailor-style.

n.: That salt has seen too many ports.
adj.: He loves the salt life.

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Salting

The act of sniffing bath salts.

Geoff: Hey man, you know what would make us even more white trash than we already are? Travis: What bro? Geoff: To head down to the 7-11 and pick up some bath salts. Travis: Shit dog, I been salting since last June when my sister left me.

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salted

Enhanced with Sodium Chloride.

These chips would be better if they were salted.

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the salt

anything that will turn a smile into a frown.
Can also be used as a verb: to be salted

Guy 1: "Tyler won the scratch lotto today, but he got a speeding ticket within the next hour."
Guy 2: "Thats the salt man."

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salt

To interfere with your plans (or to mess up your game). Playa Hatin'

Quit throwing salt on my game...fool!

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