sax

Slang for testicles and derived from sacks.

1:"lik my sax, fag"
2:"pwnd"
1:"in the end, he rly did lix sax."

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Saxing

The act of sending grainy nude pictures via fax machine to a kindred sexual deviant. The poor image quality usually distorts the senders penis size and those who receive need to practice caution.

"Hey Daddy, why is this man choking his wee wee on the paper? Son, if you don' tell your mother I have been saxing with Uncle Terry, I will buy you a Power Wheel."

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safe sax

the art of practicing saxophone safely. when done correctly leads to no STDs (saxually transmitted diseases)

girl: wanna play some safe sax later today?
boy: oh hell yeah

girl: dont worry i dont have any stds
boy: good i wouldnt want to get sax hiv or sax herpes

sax seal

the best thing in the world

this is the link to the best thing is in the hashtag area

sax seal is dooooooooooooooooooope

yakety sax

Best known as the Benny Hill theme song.

Properties: Ability to make ANYTHING funny while listening to it.

Guy: "OH MY GOD MY ONLY CHILD IS BEING EATEN ALIV--" *yakety sax starts playing* "hahahahahahhah-this...hahaha, this is horrib-hahahahahaha!!"

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bari sax

A the best saxophone in the family of saxs. It's the second largest and also considered to be a low woodwind. It has a very beautiful sound and if you're a girl and you play the bari sax, you can get any guy in band you want. Often you sit next to the funny tennor saxophone and tuba players. The best part of playing the baritone saxophone is when you get a rockin solo in Jazz Band.

OMG! Bre just hit Bob in the head with her bari sax!

Bari sax rox my sox!

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Sax and violins

A thing that has instruments inside.

Usually having saxophones and violins what else could it be?

Person 1: Dude this movie has sax and violins

Person 2: Don't you mean-

Person 1: Stfu no

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