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1.A haven for creative geniuses with no business sence.
2.Creaters of Sonic, NiGHTS, Ecco, Shining Force, and other countless beauties
3.God
4.the people you raised me
5.The ASSHOLES WHO DIDN'T SEND BACK MY WORKING 32-X THAT I SENT IN FOR MINOR REPAIRS
6.The true gamers lord
7.Old school
Sega, we hardly knew thee.....rest in peace, and dream of NiGHTS flying by, and Sonic speeding past you.....goodnight, sweet prince
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An extremely creative game company that made and continues to make revolutionary games of excellent quality. Its last two consoles were failures due to poor marketing and Square & EA becoming Sony's bitches, and the fanboys that followed the PlayStation because of that.
Sega's excellent repertoire of games/series include: Sonic the Hedgehog, Streets of Rage, Phantasy Star, Shining Force, Shinobi, Vectorman, Ecco the Dolphin, Virtua Fighter, Shenmue, Jet Set Radio, Crazy Taxi, Skies of Arcadia, and more.
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Sega is a lacker that hails from France. Sega is known as the "Glizzy Goblin" according to PornHub. Sega has been banned from four countries including France for acting in a live action performance of "The Human Centipede". Sega qoutes on Film saying "They call me the middle man". As of 2020 Lackers University has accepted Sega into their ranks. Sega quotes saying "This is the best day ever! besides the day I met Ninja from Fortnite".
Known associates- Bill Cosby, Lillian Pumpernickel, Eugene, James Charles, Angus, Johnny Sins, Brooke Moray and Adof Hitler.
Known alias - Main Capper, Milk Man, Sister Sega, Glizzy Goblin, Tueur Français, Easy Rider and Lacker.
"He really dropped the soap purposely!? He definitely pulled a SEGA moment".
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It's a video game company that had some successful games and went down the drain. They make enjoyable games just like nintendo, squaresoft, microsoft and sony does. Fan boys are just plain silly and will try to say xbox is the best, nintendo is the best, or sony is the best..etc
Don't believe this hype. They all got something to offer, I've had a hell of a lot of fun with genesis, snes, nes, xbox, ps and people who says any of those suck are just stupid fanboys.
Sega sucks, if you like Sega you suck. I'm a stupid little fan boy
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The SEGA Genesis, with SEGA CD attachment, on top of the Genesis is the SEGA 32x expansion, on top of that is the Game Genie cheating code device, on top of that is game Sonic and Knuckles, and on top of that is the game Sonic the Hedgehog 2. When said items are combined in that order, the SEGA Sandwich is born.
Is Miles bringing the SEGA sandwich to the party? I hope so I'm hungry. You silly bastard, not a food sandwich, the utlimate SEGA device.
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Quite possibly the single most ingenious video game marketing move ever. In the middle of the Sega Genesis' life cycle (c. 1992,) commercials for Genesis games would be punctuated with a very short sound clip of a man yelling "SEGA!" at the top of his lungs. The yell usually came from a character in the commercial itself. It was a beautiful bit of brand identity, as everybody from the kids the company was targeting with the ads to parents and grandparents everywhere recognized the yell. The Sega Scream faded away with the introduction of the Sega Saturn (much like the company,) but was reintroduced in 2000 in an effort to drum up interest in the Sega Dreamcast. The power of the Scream had waned, however, and now only Sega fanboys recognized the once mighty call.
"Not a day goes by that I don't miss the Sega Scream. Also, I haven't touched a girl in like 5 months. SO LONELY," lamented the author of the definition.
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