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A school that thinks they are so great in everything but somehow managed to lose in football to SJSU 35-34. I'm glad all of that wasted money is going somewhere.
Eppy: Hey did you know that SJSU just beat Stanford in football 35-34?
Dave: Ya man, Stanford Sucks!
Travis: Awesome
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Although Stanford University is one of the most selective American schools in terms of admissions, many have found the college's overall atmosphere to be one of feigned relaxation and underlying insecurity, as accurately described by the "duck" analogy. Many self-consciously 'chill' students here are pompous in person, but truly mask some unseen blemish of the personality.
I pity any bastard unlucky enough to accept admission to Stanford, especially considering the poor selection of women and disappointing student body they'll encounter.
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Generally used to describe urination; however, "going to Stanford" is increasingly popular as a euphemism for defecation.
Origin: Conceived as a method to simultaneously mock the concept of school rivalry and show distaste for opponents of increasing social welfare, "going to Stanford" received pop culture status after acts bearing its name were committed at the university's graduate school of business in 2007.
"Sometimes I think kidney stones are God's punishment for those who take going to Stanford for granted."
the school where half the kids are professional athletes and the other have are unsociable geniuses. the regular kids wish they went to public school but their parents hear from the unsociable nerds that ohs is the best but those people saying that are the type of people who do calculus in their free time.
Person 1: oh shoot this donut is shaped like a Euler-L'Hôpital bioexothermical contortagon!
Person 2: you from stanford ohs huh.
One of the most prestigious law schools in the United States, which also happens to be located in a paradise-like climate in Northern California. Stanford Law School is where you will find a small class of genius students where the average admit has a near-perfect LSAT score, a near-perfect GPA, work experience the rest of us could only hope for, and a generally laid back (non-prestige whore) mindset which allowed them to turn down offers from numerous other schools such as Columbia, Harvard, and Yale. A Stanford lawyer will be just as successful as a student from any one of these other schools, but he/she will also have enjoyed their 3 years of law school much more than a student from elsewhere. Also, an important note... Stanford Law students in general are pretty damn attractive.
Person 1: Did you hear that Bill got into Stanford law?
Person 2: What?!?! He is going to get a world class education while living in paradise. He will be a rich, elitist, power-lawyer who will absolutely dominate in whatever field of law he chooses to pursue after graduation, and he will likely make a significant positive impact on the world as well!
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THAT 6 FINGER NERD WILL PAY FOR THIS!!!!
stanford-pines will pay for this
If you know a jhett Stanford he is probably a fat chonk who eats chonk chode and has five nine year Olds in his basement. He most likely plays a PS4 because he isn't gay
Hey that kids a total jhett Stanford