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sacred heart university

A private catholic university, where the students are anything but good church girls and boys. The schools real small and really located in the ghetto of bridgeport, but we forged our adress so people think were classy. The freshman like to shit in microwaves, and pull firealarms everyday. The ra's are nazis. And the uperclassman live so far away from the school you wouldnt even no they go here. All the kids go to r- bar every weekend and get shot at club house. This is our 34,000 dollar education... Sacred heart university

Sacred Heart university is the classyness of ct

by michael1234 April 28, 2006

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sacred heart academy

all girls high school in hempstead. has a wondeful athletic program. the school environment is SHAwesome and fiilled with great teachers who have a passion to teach. each teacher is caring and teaches the students the Catholic values.

girl 1 what is sacred heart academy?
girl 2 its an all girls school in hempstead.
girl 1 oh cool
girl 2 yeah, the teachers are so nice and it is a great high school
girl 1 do they have sports teams?
girl 2 yeah they kickass in athletics

by SHAgirl October 20, 2013

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Sacred Heart Academy

A school full of stuck up suburbian girls who come to SHA after being bullied out of Clarence, Williamsville, and Amherst middle schools. These girls like to devote their air tight pussies to the closeted Kenmore boys known as the “Mauraders”. They reside in the riches of Amherst where they create multiple spam accounts to gain massive followers on Instagram to mask their many insecurities. Their obsession of volleyball is almost greater than their hatred for the high tier Nardin girls who are put well above Sacred Heart girls on the food chain.

Person 1: “I heard she went from Clarence to Sacred Heart Academy?”
Person 2: “Yea, to the streets she go!”

by igetpussy888 November 5, 2021

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Sacred Heart High School

Dec 2017
Stituation,
It's with a wretched heart to report that Sacred Heart High School hasn't experienced any progress. Since your departure the athletic department introduced football. Once thought to add pride to the culture has only taken away from our reputation fueling the egos of many untalented “athletes”.
The administration's gone through many changes, now a board of senile people who seek to eliminate fun. Their financial activity has severely hurt both wallets of the parents and the well-being of the school. Tuition has increased with no signs of the money going to good use. The science wing received a high-tech refurbishment. However classes have only used the equipment to make paper boxes. The speech & debate room now has lights, seats, and a window so while walking to the caf you can see the lesbians sc*****ing each other on stage. This program lures ignorant 7th graders into submitting themselves into a life-long of sexual experimentation and identification issues.
To fortify our school a multi-thousand dollar key-card system on only 1 door. However, within 2 days of the installation it broke as students soon realized that by merely pulling on the door with the strength of a 7th grader you could enter the school. Our principal warned that this was trespassing. Do we feel safe now!
Nothing left to say except: sorry. We tried but all efforts were fruitless. Our beloved school has 5 years left at best. We hope that one day that will change.
-Friends

Guy #1: What do you call a small group of 50, maybe 60 people who all dress the same and follow the orders of f***in' crazy people?
Guy #2: Sacred Heart High School students?
Guy #1: I was thinking the Manson Family, but that works too.

by Cheesy Chowder April 14, 2020


Sacred Heart Catholic School

a school where every middle school teacher gets triggered 24/7 af and your child’s mentality starts worsening 6th grade year throughout their middle school years later developing into depression

Sacred Heart Catholic School could get burned down the second someone turns on the microwave in the teacher’s lounge.

by Trash_menory15 April 5, 2019


sacred heart cathedral prep

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sacred heart cathedral prep is all about stern grove

by OE_40 September 21, 2013

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Sacred Heart High School

a private, catholic, college-preparatory school located in Kingston, MA. The students here can be divided into two sub-sections, the upper middle class ivy league wannabes and the less-dedicated stoners. The uniform consists of classy inch long khaki or navy skirts and a variety of colored land's end polos for the girls and boxer-revealing khaki pants and xxl polos for the young men. Boat shoes are a must for all and north face jackets are a requirement. L.L. Bean backpacks are a common accessory. In past years, the "Lax Bro" culture has infiltrated the SH community. However, outsiders should not be fooled by this facade, as the athletic department is severely lacking in talent. (The cheerleaders and cross-country runners will try to prove otherwise because of their recent division IV league wins, but please, do not be fooled.) The administration's favorite activity is facebook stalking, so be wary to post anti-sacred heart information on there. The school is nearly microscopic, and everyone knows everything about everyone else. Sacred Heart students enjoy partying in their respective hometowns, but rarely party together. Scandal is RARE.

Sacred Heart High School student 1: hey, are you going to that party tonight?
Sacred Heart High School student 2: nah man, I have an XC meet in the morning.
Sacred Heart High School student 1: dude, come anyways. You guys suck.

Sacred Heart High School student 2: .

by thestituation July 31, 2010

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