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Someone who had deformed uneven squishy knees because they’ve spent too much time on them performing lewd acts
She’s spent so much time tossing salad she’s got salad tossing knees
When your taste and smell are lost due to contracting Covid-19, you go to a homosexual wedding and as a wedding gift offer to toss the grooms’ salad.
Groom: Thanks for coming to my wedding!
Blake: No problem! Now let me come to the honeymoon suite to give you your gift… a ceremonial salad toss
the act of taking a cucumber and covering it with ranch, and then proceeding to shove it up someones ass and the other person throws a head of cabbage at you while you fuck them. afterwards, partner shits out the remaining ranch and cum onto the salad and cucumber, thus making a mississippi salad.
dude, jessica asked me if i wanted to mississippi salad toss her anus and I said no way bro!
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toss my gay salad toss and stick a penis in it.
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A sexual act in which you insert salad into either a girl's vagina or anus and then proceed to mercilessly pound either of the said cavities in which the salad is present in order to fill her with your personal brand of 'ranch dressing' and she then proceeds to excrete the yummy meal into your open mouth.
Dude, I was so hungry last night I gave that bitch the sumter salad toss
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getting a handjob from someone
have u ever had your salad tossed
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1: while wanking tossing the salad
2: a fucking mongloïd who you like to see tossing a fat mom's salad.
3: a teamkiller
4: a fucking lower level n00b who puts you out with a n00btube from the other side of the field
5: the fuckface who steals your crate at the last moment
6: an ugly guy stinking next to you
-- You fucking salad tossing wanker!
-- Go tell yo mama and toss her salad, you fucking wanker
-- you like tossing my salad? ... fucking wanker.
-- all of you fucking wankers, toss my salad!
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