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Is when two fat guys spit roast an Italian woman.
John and Chris totally gave Carmella a salami twist
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Having the grip of a silverback gorilla as a result of chronic masterbation.
*leans in for handshake*
Person #1: Ouch! Dude you have a serious case of salami vice.
Person #2: Sorry man, I have a problem.
vagina, pussy, cunt, slit, ax wound, stink hole, stink pocket.
I put my cock in her salami pouch.
An extremely large and long penis of Lebanese origin (known for their large penis size}, that if unleashed, can inflict some serious damage on objects and innocent bystanders. A term for the male genitalia that describes a penis with substantial length, girth and attitude. If it penetrates a vegina, it will leave it damaged and possibly impaired.
Holy crap! Check out Dave’s Lebanese Salami! He might as well be a porn star!
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a cb member with speed coil pfp or ham infected with fungus
salami guy : hi i am salami
someone : but... salami meaning penis in urban
An Act of homosexual intercourse. It involving to males in which they both retreat their foreskin and press their glans together. Then, the first male rolls up his foreskin on both of their glands. Finally, the second male rolls his foreskin over the other males one.
We couldn't separate our dicks after the salami overlap
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My cock and bolex ripped open when I fell backwards while salami overlapping!
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Originally used to describe a man so desperate for sex that he would use all his vacation time and travel across the Atlantic ocean to pursue a girl he met once, this phrase is now used interjectionally as a placeholder (often denoting indifference) due to the beautifully melodic sound it makes coming off your tongue.
He actually cried when it was time for his flight back home, and he finally realized he wasn't getting any ass. Oh, well. Twat salami.