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Famous Surrealist born 1904. One of the best painters/creators to ever exsist.
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Single-handedly leading the only group of people to give a shit in the land of the dead. Sal is the leader and founder of the LOST SOULS ALLIANCE (LSA) and doesn't take shit from ANYONE. He rocks. Finally dies at the end of Grim Fandango by biting his explosive tooth, releasing a nerve-agent onto a bad-guy. What a hero.
Viva Le Revolution!!!
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A character in Resident Evil 4 that has a potatoe sack covering his face and weilds a chainsaw. Much tougher then the regular enemies, his body doesn't dissolve when you kill him, and is capable of decapitating the main character, Leon, in one blow.
If you do kill him, he either drops 10,000 pesetas or a ruby equal to that volume.
Dr. Salvador is much easier when you can blast him with a shotgun.
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the underdog country of latin america. although small, births some of the greatest people. all of them hard workers, whether it be physical or entrepreneurial. el salvadorians are general good friends, workers, parents, and especially lovers.
If you from el salvador REP IT!!
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A confused artist but a genius. Distinctly gay (and I mean that in the most admiring way), but claimed to admire Franco, who was a fat little upstart. Painted perhaps the most famous artworks to join the Surrealist canon. Never got on with self-styled Surrealist Pope Andre Breton, who cynically pointed out that Dali's name was an anagram for "Avida Dollars". Then again, have you ever heard of a line of perfume called "Andre Breton"? No, I didn't think so. Gave his paintings long-winded titles that made their puzzling complexity all the more puzzling, and in whatever afterlife awaits Surrealist genius, his eyes are surely sparkling mischievously at the nonsense that academics are spouting about his sexuality. Well known for his antenna-moustache, his penchant for walking his pet lobster up the Rue de Rivoli, and his motifs of flyblown donkeys, ants, melting watches, crutches, conical anamorphoses of the Spectres of Voltaire, and all the rest. Without him, Ozzy Ozbourne would never have bitten a bat. Referenced in all the best rock songs from U2 to Queen. Worked with Luis Bunuel on L'Age d'Or and Un Chien Andalou (The Golden Age and An Andalucian Dog), two waaay cool movies. His antennae were the vibrissa of the world, and Cadaques was its nose. He promised to eat his wife Gala after she died, which contributed to her longevity. He said the only difference between himself and a madman was that he was not mad, and paranoiac-critically speaking, he was right.
Salvador Dali. Yaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy Salvador.
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1.Artist of the surreal.
2. A fragrance.
1. Salvador Dali is the best surrealist ever!
2. Hey La what perfume are you wearing it smells soo good?
Me: Salvador Dali.
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A "Slimy Salvador" is when, during intercourse in a port o' potty, you step back and tip the port o' potty forward causeing a massive amount of excriment to flow on your partner; its like a dirty sanchez on a massive, full body scale. A "Slimy Salvador" is a perfect move to combine with breaking up with that certain special someone, adding something unique to the proceadings that will make it unforgetable for both you and, especially, your partner.
"wow I can't believe that basterd gave me a slimy salvador! now i both look and smell like shit."
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