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Samson is a small town in Alabama. It barely has a population of 2000 but there mostly hoes and REDNECKS!
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another word for a husband who lashes their family
ie. samson left his wife nikita and his children samita and nikson
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a big mistake in life who is mostly a bitch to everybody he is gay and turns on girls likes to date older girls and has a bad future and is normally short his whole lifetime. he does not give a FUCK about anything except girls.
look its samson!
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A disease of owning a "Rock" or a Samsung device
People who own rocks have samsonitis.
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Whenever you see a Samson, you should expect to see a short (low 5 foots), american nonce.
If you ever encounter a Samson, especially if you are a little girl, you should make sure to run.
However, Samson is usually always a weeb too. Meaning you should be quite safe, as you do not look like small anime girl.
Jeff: Shame Samson had to go to jail.
Geoff: If only he didn't rape that 5 year old.
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The quintessential bad ass. Serves as the sole body guard of the Venture Family.
He went to college with Dr. Thaddius Venture and after nearly killing him in a drunken rage leaves the next day to join the military.
Constantly smokes cigarettes, washes his american muscle car, and maintains the highest level of physical conditioning.
Bangs out all the bitches, kills anyone in his path efficiently, and clean.
Serves as a mentor for Hank Venture (the blonde brother who looks like the Freddy from scooby doo) and most importantly has a license to kill.
Brock Samson will fucking destroy Jack Bauer, Chuck Norris, and whoever else you want to throw at him using only his ass if he has to.
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The cigarette-smoking, muscle-bound, mullet-headed bodygaurd of the Venture Family, known for extreme acts of violence
Brock Samson just killed 88 people with his pinky finger!
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