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East San Jose

A part of the city of San Jose in the Silicon Valley that is plagued by high crime rate, gang activity and murders. Statistically speaking most of San Jose's murders take place in this part of the city. Still there is nicer parts to it and the Alum Rock state park is one major attraction. The Eastrigde mall is also a major shopping destination.

A: yo did you hear about that foo that got stabbed last night?

B: yea man it happened at he corner of king and Tully road
A: east San Jose is getting bad man i ain't going back there no more

by Nasor6221 February 3, 2015


San Jose Sharks

The San Jose Sharks are a professional ice hockey team based in San Jose, California, United States. They are members of the Pacific Division of the Western Conference of the National Hockey League.
Founded in 1991. Home arena in the HP Pavilion based in San Jose (AKA the "The Shark Tank"). They hold Division Championships for 2001-02 and 2003-04.
Have just had their logo changed in 2007. Team colors are Deep Pacific Teal, Burnt Orange and Black. Mascot is S.J. Sharkie.

San Jose Sharks New Logo

San Jose Sharks Old Logo (1991-2007)

Are we still on for the Sharks game today? I hope he San Jose Sharks win todays game.

by Smilefallingstar November 3, 2007

243πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


San Jose Sandwich

Sexual position in which the male applies peanut butter to his genital area and the woman applies jelly to her genital area and participate in any sexual contact.

That San Jose Sandwich last night was awesome!

by alpochinoo October 4, 2011

42πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


San Jose Blonde

noun - Asian girl, typically with naturally long black hair that has been chemically altered with bleach or hydrogen peroxide. Normally found in San Jose, CA. Associated closely to the natural blonde and gold digger. Drawn to locations where guys have luxury cars.

Dude, did you see that San Jose blonde jocking my ride.

by shortcut3d August 5, 2008

59πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


San Jose intersection

A city street intersection where cars stack up on a red light, while a green light persists in the other direction in spite of the fact that there are no cars travelling through the intersection in that direction.

Sure, I'm stopped at a San Jose intersection, so I've got plenty of time.

by Alfetta159 October 20, 2010

18πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


san jose guy

A chump who enjoys GFE make out sessions in the front room of local strip clubs. He also enjoys Hungry Man dinners while sitting in his footy pajamas in his mother’s basement. A victim of brain erosion due to chronic masturbation.

I just enjoyed a great San Jose Guy experience! My cock is sore, and my tongue is burned (from my Hungry Man dinner), and my mom is upset because I got jizz on the mashed potatoes.

by Cashman1234 October 25, 2017

11πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


San Jose Threesome

Although this sounds like a sexual reference, the San Jose Threesome actually refers to the hockey line of Dany Heatley, Joe Thornton and Patrick Marleau of the San Jose Sharks. This line is a member of the 2010 Olympics for Team Canada.

The San Jose Threesome is now on the ice for Canada.

Once again we see the chemistry from the San Jose Threesome.

by oddsmaker February 23, 2010

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