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When a male blows his load over a female's closed eyelids, then punches her in the side of the head, as to knock her out. Usually, upon awaking, the female's eyelids will be stuck shut.
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When one is so intoxicated that during intercourse he passes out on the female, thus resulting in suffocation and ultimatley death. And then the following morning he mungs her dead ass.
Police Officer #1: Oh my god what happened to this poor girl, I have never seen something this bad before.
Police Officer #2: Yeah, I saw this last week, the crackheads call it "The Sandman"
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A. An slippery person.
Someone capable of slipping past authority or punishments without any seemingly ramifications.
Also, a criminal, typically a hitman, that seems to be uncatchable.
That guy is a fucking sandman!
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Spider-Man after Infinity War.
A: Dude did you see what happend to Spider-Man?
B: You mean Sandman?
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when you rub a girls clit at the beach when its all sandy. See stinky finger.
I got the Sandman at the beach today. It wasn't fun at all. Actually I'm gonna go throw up
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A person, male or female, who temporarily enters a state of sand usually due to inebriation, or a person who is in a permanent state of sand due to their mental disposition.
Warby you are a sandman.
Oh look, there is sandman.
Ste, you're a complete and utter sandman.
Mr sandman.
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Someone who's trying to make a funny name on Instagram but realizes it's not funny so they put ben_dover instead.
Only fucking retards call themselves sandman.
"Why I can't find sandman's Instagram?"
"I think he realized"
"Well ben_dover is ok I guess"
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