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The best fucking pizza store that existed, cheap and cheesy. You know where you're gonna get food after a sesh...but it's no longer there since you moved out of your parents house.
Italian boy: I'm pretty hungry man, I just wanna watch 'That 70s Show' and chow down
Non Italian: Want to go to maccas?
Italian boy: Sandro's!
Non Italian: Fuck yeah, Sandrooo'sss
Italian: Oh fuck, it's not there now...RIP SANDRO'S
when two sexual partners grab bags of chips and crush them up without opening the bags, pour out the chip sand onto their naked bodies and lick the chip sand clean
"Got my weekly paycheck babe, I'll spend it all on chips if ykwim ;)"
"We gonna do a dirty sandro?"
"fuck yea"
Sandro damn hes a hood nigga wit a fucking biggest dick in the world,hes kind,sweet,loyal,understanding,he likes to box,and he's serious bout his life too. if u r his girlfriend u r a lucky person.get yourself sandro its lifechanging
some guy:sandro just walked over there
me:OKAY THEN WE GO GET HIM
Sandro damn hes a hood nigga wit a fucking biggest dick in the world,hes kind,sweet,loyal,understanding,he likes to box,and he's serious bout his life too. if u r his girlfriend u r a lucky person.get yourself sandro its lifechanging
some guy:sandro just walked over there
me:OKAY THEN WE GO GET HIM
A motherfucker with many bitches!
My man loves booty and got a big dick
DAMN
Sandro is the greatest person ever lived. He has special skills in everything. He also looks very nicely and he is the most attractive man for girls. Everyone want to be with Sandro.
Girl 1: Do you know new classmate Sandro?
Girl 2: yes, everyone knows him, he is So attractive and nice.