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A creepy old perv that will sneak into ur house once every year (via chimney) and rape your kids.
A fat ass punk dress in a red coat and red hat. A creep that watches you all year.
Santa you fat ass punk get the hell out of my house you bitch
MY beautiful boyfriend, with lips so soft and a belly so big...santa truly is the one for me. he comes down my chimney every Christmas night and we eat cookies together and then i give him a big hug and its so warm because he is so jolly and that joy just warms my body. so be good kids, you wouldn't want him to cancel his yearly visit ;) he has such a wonderful beard, soft in some places and scratchy right at his cheek....so beautiful! he has an obsession with reindeer and took me for a sleigh ride. nobody better try to steal my santa HE IS ALL MINE
Have you ever heard of santa?
oh u bet ;)
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Fat man who eats all your cookies during the holidays. Mythical creature originated in Germany and some how gets his fat ass down your chimney. Best friend is cookie monster. Married to Mrs. Claus. Works little green, pointed eared, dwarfs to there deaths in a factory in a freezing temperatures all year long. Abuses reindeer by sprinkling magic dust on them mutating their DNA allowing them to fly. Children love him, but pee on his lap in the mall.
Billy "Gee Santa, i want a toy train for Christmas.''
Santa "To bad, you get coal cause you have been a naughty boy!!!"
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Santa as he appears today is an advertising device created by CocaCola company. His origins lie in history.
Of particular note is his incarnation as St. Nicholas. Translate this into another language - Santa Claus. Santa is not a respelling of Satan, but a Spanish translation of saint - note the towns and cities with Santa in the name (e.g. Santa Barbara).
Santa in his present incarnation does tend to skew the meaning of Christmas into a self-centred greed, rather than a celebration of love.
Santa has appeared in many different incarnations around the world, throughout history.
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little kid: "Dad, wheres Santa?"
Drunken Dad: "That fat bastard ain't real, go back to bed"
little kid: (dreams officially crushed)
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see Satan
a big,fat red fuck who teaches greediness,wanton-ness,and lust and stands in the way of the truth blotting it out by obscuring it with his enormously fat ass and head
teaches blatant consumerism
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