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Sarah Palin

Sadistic cunt that knows no boundaries for unconscionable self-conduct. Sometimes possessed by the devil, has been known to sue to remove polar bears from the endangered species list to further her agenda to drill for oil, thus likely pushing them to extinction and contribute to environmental destruction and global warming. Also pays aerial hunters to chase wolves to exhaustion and then bring her their freshly severed front legs.

example 1) Whoa there! Are you pouring anti-freeze into that stream? Thats extremely bad for the environment. Are you trying to be the next Sarah Palin or something?

example 2) Laura, Dick, Lynn, Condi and I want to thank you, Sarah, for inviting us over to dine on these succulent human embryos served in the scooped out skulls of endangered snow leopards. After dinner, let's go shoot some guns and feed each other our feces.

by JGarrison September 7, 2008

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Sarah Palin

Backwards republican who's against not only gay marriage but also monetary rights to gay couples. But she's for cruelty to animals to the extent where she supports the practice of hunting Wolves by air. How sporting!

"ugh dude who should I vote for? I hate other countries, animals, a progressive economy and equal rights."

"Then vote for John McCain and Sarah Palin!"

by smurfsdabomb August 30, 2008

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Sarah Palin

A pathetically inexperienced Vice Presidential candidate for the Republican ticket. She would not have been picked had she been a male

McCain is insulting womens' intelligence thinking he can win over votes with someone like Sarah Palin

by BassClefAlbert September 1, 2008

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Sarah Palin

The incredibly unconfortable feeling of having excrement pushed back up your colon with a rough wood plunger.


Man this country is about to get a Sarah Palin for the next four years!

by Assholemike September 10, 2008

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Sarah Palin

-A "Maverick" from Alaska;)........who does everything people tell her to do.

-A disgrace and a 40 year setback for women across the nation

-John McCain's pin-up doll
synonomous with ditz.

"Gosh darn, wink wink!"- Sarah Palin
"I'll have to get back to ya!"

by Virgo Bootz January 30, 2009

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Sarah Palin

Irrational Evangelical moose-hunter who sees no wrong in abusing power to fight personal vendettas. Took 6 years and 5 schools to garner one Bachelors Degree in the lightweight field of Communication. Most notable college achievement (aside from mastering the art of packing a U-haul) was the purchase and display of a self-promoting t-shirt that read "I may be broke, but at least I'm not flat busted!"

For obvious reasons, Sarah Palin is an idiot.

by kate254 October 14, 2008

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Sarah Palin

The only running mate that John McCain could have chosen that is LESS experienced that Barack Obama, making McCain's argument that Obama is under-qualified completely hypocritical. This choice has upset many hardcore Republicans, and rightfully so, because she not only lacks the experience to be President, but has said herself that she doesn't even know what the VP does. Not to mention that John McCain could drop dead any minute, leaving her the most powerful person in the world. Who knew McCain was this stupid?

Sarah Palin was the perfect choice for McCain's running mate. Now, the loss of the Republicans is ensured, and the Democrats can win the election and do the country some good.

by TheChodyWang September 1, 2008

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