Saskatoon Ass wank: When 2 dudes jerk off another dudes ass at the same time. Usually done in Saskatoon by visible minorities
Example:
Dude 1: Hey Bro, did you see that crazy Saskatoon ass wank video??
Dude 2: Yeah Bro! Damn that guy had a great ass! I wish I had his ass! And the Korean guy looked solid and had a fuckin bitchin tat!!
But the Mexican guy seemed to be enjoying it a little too much. He's clearly the homo in that crew!
Dude 1: ummm....Bro....that was clearly a fucking dirty Indian. Not a Mexican!! And yeah....He was clearly a pillow biter! I bet he wished he had an ass like the fine looking half breed he was ass wanking!!
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A/The Canadian colloquial phrase for a Handjob, typically suffixed by Ey.
"And that was when she got down in the snow and gave me a Saskatoon Fist bump Ey!"
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Saskatoon Conduit Cowabunga
While masturbating, you must first find a dirty space such as a concrete bunker or mall parking garage. You strip naked and then blindfold yourself, and turn yourself upside down. While you jerk off, spin in a circle while referring to yourself as the opposite sex in the 3 rd person. With your other hand, use a sharp piece of metal conduit and stick it up your ass.
Fuck bro, I was so horny last night I went to the mall downtown and gave myself the Saskatoon conduit cowabunga. Called myself Brenda. Shit got real eh.
a man calls over his lady and explains that he has a present for her. (works best with coming back from a long business trips) then the man proceeds to lift up his shirt, (or take it off) and ever so slightly "slides down" his pants so that he starts to reveal his "love lines". Then, when the lady is at her most peek of interest, the man pulls out his bellybutton lint and presents it to her.
"I just love getting Saskatoon berry pulls' from Eddy"
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When a man has to pleasure two women, so he puts a double ended dildo in his anus so he can pleasure the other woman on his back-thrust.
"Dude, I had to fuck two girls, but I also needed my anal fix, so I gave them ye olde Saskatoon seesaw."
Poonany from Saskatchewan, Especially Saskatoon.
Bert: Yo buddy, why you headed to Saskatoon?
Herb: why else? To get me some Saskapoon!
When someone lays on their back on top of a skateboard and rolls around with their erect penis exposed, attempting to poke people with it.
"Hey bud! Watch out at the Flying J. Karl's been a saskatoon stingray and almost stung Murphy there bud."