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After a girl get ass fucked, she shits out blood and cum mixed together in a creamy swirl.
Kevin fucked my ass so hard last night that I shat out a cream saver this morning!
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A computer-help show on TechTV, with hosts Leo Laporte and Patrick Norton. Airs Mon-Fri at 7 pm e/p 6 pm central. Join their LAN party POWERED BY NVIDIA every Thursday
After watching The Screen Savers, I realized how little I know about computers.
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An office phenomenon in which a colleague, tired from boredom, sleep deprivation, or partying, is fighting the urge to fall asleep in a multi hour review meeting. The eyes shut for brief seconds and then half open as the victim is hanging on to the last thread of alertness.
After hour two of the weekly operations review meeting, Ed was observed going into screen saver mode. His colleagues enjoyed watching his battle with consciousness.
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What you call a person when they are being so lazy they act like they can only walk a certain amount of steps per day.
"Hey bro, get me that can of paint over there" (can is ten feet away and I am on a ladder)
Bro standing next to ladder. "Can't you get it? I'm holding the ladder."
"Get the paint, step-saver!!"
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a very neat pubic hair strip above your penis or vagina.
Doggg, I just came all over her super saver.
Her super saver disappeared beneath my gigantic load I shot.
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The feeling of regret after one has controlled their impulse to buy something (usually expensive), and then later returned to the store, only to find that their intended purchase has already been bought by someone else. The opposite of buyer's remorse.
Jack had serious saver's remorse after he returned to Nordstrom to buy a sick pair of Rock and Republic's he saw a few days ago, but found that they were completely out of his size.
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When a man hides his boner in his waistbelt to keep from everybody seeing and getting embarassed. Also feels very good. It works and feels good what could be better. Also called a b saver
That girl was so hott in class that I had to pull a boner saver to keep from everybody seeing.
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