I am RICH and you are poor!
I am RICH and you are poor!
I am RICH and you are poor!
I am RICH and you are poor!
I am RICH and you are poor!
I am RICH and you are poor!
I am RICH and you are poor!
I am RICH and you are poor!
I am RICH and you are poor!
I am RICH and you are poor!
I am RICH and you are poor!
I am RICH and you are poor!
I am RICH and you are poor!
I am RICH and you are poor!
I am RICH and you are poor!
I am RICH and you are poor!
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Taking a dump inside of a pillow and sewing it up (without telling your partner), then having sex while pushing your significant others face in the pillow
Person 1: Ever gotten a Scarsdale Suprise?
Person 2: Yeah, I don't wanna talk about it
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A 1928 developer's name for the New Rochelle, NY neighborhood consisting of the area north of Wilmont Road at the Scarsdale line.
Source: "The Place Names of Westchester County, NY"
(A Dictionary of Origins and Historical Meanings)
By Richard M. Lederer, Jr. Published 1978
I'm not from Scarsdale....I just live in the Scarsdale Downs.
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The richest town in Westchester County, NY. Scarsdale has a great schooling system! :)
The richest town in Westchester County, NY. Scarsdale has a great schooling system! :)
Scarsdale, NY
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To perform the scarsdale surprise, one must do the following:
1. Pick up a girl/guy at a bar and go back to your place for sex.
2. Make sure they fall asleep naked.
3. Wait until they are asleep. Then pick them up out of the bed and lay them outside your door naked whilst adamantly refusing to let them back in or to give them their clothes back.
Perverted Cabbie: Nice rack, sweetass!
Arielle: Fuck you shitface. Some guy just gave me a scarsdale surprise.
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When a DC politician or high-powered Wall Street player is closeted
"You know...there was a rumor that Lindsey Graham wrestled at Scarsdale."
"What do you mean by that?"
"Oh, that he's into men. He's into Scarsdale wrestling."