Verb. The act of rapidly expelling fecal matter from the anus caused by a condition affecting the colon. Characterized by stomach cramping and an excessive need to spend 40 hours in the bathroom.
He’s schmeatin his brains out in there!
A derogatory way of describing the Male Penis
That dude's schmeat was sweaty af. I'm happy I didn't go any further
Prehistoric name for a long lost dinosaur
The schmeat was so scared of the t-Rex he hid in a cave
retard who can't take a joke
"John is being a real schmeat today
A fine respectable chap with 4 kids and is 36 years old, also admin of the Juicybignation discord
Awl hell nawl is that schmeat ??? no way he 36 with for kids and a discord admin :nice:
The act of docking and then flexing your penis' to mimic shaking hands
Matt and Andy met up and had a schmeat n' great, better than a hand shake for sure